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Post by ROcK! on Feb 23, 2018 9:20:33 GMT -5
The Gong Show: The Unknown Comic |
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Post by Gene Gene the Dancing Machine on Feb 23, 2018 10:57:05 GMT -5
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Post by The Unknown Comic on Feb 23, 2018 11:27:11 GMT -5
 The Unknown Comic: "Why do farts smell?"
The Unknown Comic: "So deaf people can enjoy them too!" |
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Post by The Unknown Comic on Feb 23, 2018 11:30:37 GMT -5
The Unknown Comic: "What do you call male prostitutes in England?"
The Unknown Comic: "Peter Sellers!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 23, 2018 11:40:14 GMT -5
The Gong Show: The Unknown Comic |
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Post by The Unknown Comic on Feb 23, 2018 11:56:48 GMT -5
The Unknown Comic: "What did the elephant say to the naked man?"
The Unknown Comic: "How do you breathe through that thing?!" |
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Post by The Unknown Comic on Feb 23, 2018 12:34:30 GMT -5
The Unknown Comic: "What's the one food that causes a woman to lose her sex drive?"
The Unknown Comic: "Wedding Cake!" |
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Post by The Unknown Comic on Feb 23, 2018 12:39:08 GMT -5
The Unknown Comic: "Why don't birds wear underwear?"
The Unknown Comic: "Because their peckers are on their faces!" |
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Post by The Unknown Comic on Feb 23, 2018 13:45:07 GMT -5
The Unknown Comic: "The stars may kiss the Moon on high. The trees may kiss the butterflies. The sparkling water may kiss the grass. And you Chucky baby, you can kiss my...!" |
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Post by Chuck Barris on Feb 23, 2018 13:51:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Unknown Comic on Feb 24, 2018 11:02:53 GMT -5
The Unknown Comic: "What's the closing sign on a whorehouse?"
The Unknown Comic: "Beat it!" |
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Post by Andy Kaufman on Apr 2, 2018 15:54:36 GMT -5
 Tony Clifton Tells a Hilarious Joke
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Post by Master Betty on Apr 7, 2018 11:12:30 GMT -5
Kung Pow - First a Joke scene
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Post by Cheech and Chong on Apr 21, 2018 15:02:01 GMT -5
Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Cheech and Chong |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 11, 2018 13:22:18 GMT -5
"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months." ~ Henny Youngman
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 11, 2018 13:27:18 GMT -5
"A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started." " ~ Henny Youngman
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Post by Muttley on Jul 11, 2018 14:18:53 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 12, 2018 14:02:25 GMT -5
"A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!" " ~ Henny Youngman
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 17, 2018 11:07:27 GMT -5
Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 19, 2018 9:59:22 GMT -5
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?" 
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Post by Bigfoot on Aug 6, 2018 10:58:00 GMT -5
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Post by God on Aug 7, 2018 9:37:44 GMT -5
Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: Hebrews it! ~ God
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Post by satan on Feb 13, 2019 20:06:16 GMT -5
so
I wrote this one....
there are three men...
1. "Somebody"
2. "Everyone"
3. "Everybody"
and so Somebody, Everyone and Everybody are walking down the street.
Somebody says "Let's get a drink"
Somebody, Everyone and Everybody go into a saloon.
Somebody orders up a round of three fingers of old number 7.
Everyone starts drinking.
Somebody gets mad and starts arguing with Everyone.
And then Somebody throws his drink on Everyone...0r (Everyone throws their drinks on Somebody{wink, wink, nudge,nudge})
Which really angers Everybody and so Everybody starts fighting.
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satan
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Post by satan on Feb 13, 2019 20:09:24 GMT -5
who would not buy a bottle for their baby?
Dom Perignon of Course...
Well Martinelli's sparkling cider if they do not drink
Any Occasion... and Valentine's too
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satan
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Post by satan on Feb 13, 2019 20:10:47 GMT -5
Elvis has left the building... until we meet again
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 1, 2019 15:00:41 GMT -5
Rodney Dangerfield Funniest Jokes Ever On The Johnny Carson Show 1983 |
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