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Post by ROcK! on Sept 12, 2013 12:04:07 GMT -5
10 Things That You Can Do With a ________ (Besides the Obvious) List 10 things that you can do with any thing or object that it wasn't originally intended to be used for... |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 12, 2013 12:25:51 GMT -5
10 Things That You Can Do With a Toilet Scrub Brush 10. You can put googly eyes and a wig on it and pretend that it is your best friend.
9. You can use it in a toilet brush duel with a buddy when you're drunk and bored.
8. You can use it as a hair brush for your pet, or yourself even.
7. Stick a few in a vase and put it on your dining room table and have the world's first toilet brush bouquet.
6. Collect and trade them with your friends.
5. Stick them in the ground and see if they'll grow into a toilet scrub bush or tree.
4. Wear it on a gold chain around your neck like Flava Flav's clock necklace just to be wacky.
3. Use them in the backyard like lawn darts.
2. Create a lovely toilet brush wind chime for your patio.
1. Use it to brush your teeth with. |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 24, 2013 19:44:31 GMT -5
10 Things That You Can Do With Adult Diapers 10. Apply a pair of googly eyes to it and paint a smile on it and use it as a hand puppet.
9. Wear it on your head during a rainstorm.
8. They really come in handy for sopping up those messy spills.
7. They make great kneepads when you do gardening and other chores that require lots of kneeling.
6. Tie some string to it, add some streamers and use it as a kite.
5. Roll it up into a ball and use it to play indoor basketball with the fellas.
4. Connect it to a flag pole and make a nifty windsock out of it.
3. Wear 'em on your feet like cushy comfortable slippers.
2. Use it as a bib when eating particularly messy meals.
1. Fill it with candy and use it as a piñata. |
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Sept 28, 2013 13:12:05 GMT -5
10 Things That You Can Do With a Dildo#1 - #10: You can stick it in 10 holes! The human body has 7 holes, not counting the eye sockets, so, you can stick it in any one of those holes if you like. The other 3 holes, well, use your imagination while you're busy fantasizing and sticking that dildo up your FILL IN THE BLANK!
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Post by Jason Voorhees on Oct 4, 2013 12:00:38 GMT -5
Jason Voorhees 10 Things that you can do with a Machete 10. Shave your legs and face with it.
9. Slice bread with it.
8. Use it to spread butter, jelly, peanut butter, etcetera, on the bread that you just sliced with it!
7. They make great letter openers.
6. Carve the Thanksgiving turkey with it.
5. Play an exciting game of the "Knife Game" with it. Just make sure that you have great aim and very good dexterity.
4. Great for trimming those hard-to-reach toenails with.
3. Use it to give the whole family that perfect Bowl Cut hairdo!
2. Forget those wimpy little knifes. Real men use machetes for Knife Throwing competitions.
1. Use it to trim the hedges with! |
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Post by Leatherface on Oct 8, 2013 19:59:41 GMT -5
Leatherface 10 Things that you can do with a Chainsaw 10. Shave your legs and face with it. (Just be REAL careful!)
9. Slice bread with it.
8. Use it to spread butter, jelly, peanut butter, etcetera, on the bread that you just sliced with it!
7. They make great letter openers.
6. Carve the Thanksgiving turkey with it.
5. Play an exciting game of the "Chainsaw Game" with it. Just make sure that you have great aim and very good dexterity.
4. Great for trimming those hard-to-reach toenails with.
3. Use it to give the whole family that perfect Bowl Cut hairdo!
2. Forget those wimpy little Machetes. Real men use Chainsaws for Chainsaw Throwing competitions.
1. Use it to trim the hedges with! |
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 2, 2013 7:30:56 GMT -5
10 Things that you can do with a Frisbee 1. Use it as a plate while out camping or at picnics and family barbecues.
2. Wear it on your head if it rains.
3. Use it as a Hand Fan on those hot sweltering days.
4. Makes a handy water dish for your pets.
5. Spraypaint it silver, connect a string to it and use it as a UFO in your next exciting home made movie.
6. It makes a great swimming pool for your little pet gerbils or hamsters.
7. Create some cool custom wheel Spinners for your kid's bicycle, wagon, Go Cart, or Big Wheel.
8. Use it as a plant drainage tray.
9. Tie a string to it and use it as an outdoor patio wind spinner.
10. Keep it by your bedside during the night and use it as a Bedpan! |
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Post by The Cookie Monster on Nov 12, 2013 5:18:58 GMT -5
You can eat 10 Cookies! Crunch, munch, Yum!!! |
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 2, 2013 11:33:18 GMT -5
Darth Vader 10 Things that you can do with a Lightsaber 10. Shave your legs and face with it.
9. Slice bread with it.
8. Use it to roast marshmallows with, start a campfire with, and also as a lantern while out on camping trips!
7. They make great letter openers.
6. Carve the Christmas Turkey or Ham with it.
5. Play an exciting game of the "Lightsaber Game" with it. Just make sure that you have great aim and very good dexterity.
4. Great for trimming those hard-to-reach toenails with.
3. Use it to give the whole family that perfect Bowl Cut hairdo!
2. Forget those wimpy little knifes. Real men use Lightsabers for Lightsaber Throwing competitions.
1. Use it to trim the hedges with! |
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Post by Johnny Paycheck on Mar 6, 2018 15:54:31 GMT -5
You can take this job and shove it 10 times or more! Cuz' I ain't workin' here no more!
Johnny Paycheck - You Can Take This Job And Shove It
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