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Post by yeahyouknowme on Apr 17, 2024 1:26:55 GMT -5
1)You are here.
2)Sooner or later you will be going there.
3)When you get there, there will be here...
3)And here will be there.
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 17, 2024 7:58:58 GMT -5
1)You are here. 2)Sooner or later you will be going there. 3)When you get there, there will be here... 3)And here will be there. "No matter where you go, there you are." ~ Buckaroo Banzai |
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Post by yeahyouknowme on Apr 20, 2024 5:08:25 GMT -5
Police siren..
Officer "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"It couldn't be the body in the trunk, I already disposed of that.Did I say that out loud?"
Officer"I forgot to laugh.Where are you coming from?"
"There."
Officer"Where are you going?"
"There."
Officer"Have you been drinking?"
Looking officer in the eyes, drinks from water bottle, smiles and says "No".
Officer"License and registration "
Hands officer fishing license and voters registration card.
Officer"I am going to cite you for obstruction."
"This is entrapment.You pulled me over, now you are citing me for obstruction of a roadway?"
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It's closing time, so gather up your jacket. You don't have to go home, but you cannot stay here.
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 20, 2024 10:46:32 GMT -5
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
What's a bush in the hand worth? 🤔😄
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 21, 2024 12:27:59 GMT -5
A Reuben Sammich in the hand, is worth two in the bush!  |
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Post by yeahyouknowme on Apr 21, 2024 18:59:32 GMT -5
For the life of me, I cannot seem to locate any of that Minnow Soda.
Maybe it is only available in South East Asia?
Though it does sound tasty, Minnow Soda.
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How come the Aunt Jemima Treatment did not involve maple syrup?
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Which reminds me...
Pay Per View Podcast
Host, Zack Galifinakas
Guests, Bill Murray, Christopher Walken, Gary Busy, Governor Jessie Ventura
Possibly Special Guest, Ted Nugent and Whoopie Goldberg
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 22, 2024 8:25:23 GMT -5
For the life of me, I cannot seem to locate any of that Minnow Soda. Maybe it is only available in South East Asia? Though it does sound tasty, Minnow Soda. ... How come the Aunt Jemima Treatment did not involve maple syrup? ... Which reminds me... Pay Per View Podcast Host, Zack Galifinakas Guests, Bill Murray, Christopher Walken, Gary Busy, Governor Jessie Ventura Possibly Special Guest, Ted Nugent and Whoopie Goldberg Have you tried checking at your local Asian marts for that soda? We have a few around here but I've never actually shopped at one. |
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 22, 2024 10:58:37 GMT -5
Q: What's better than a Reuben Sammich on your piano? A: Tulips on your organ! |
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Post by yeahyouknowme on May 1, 2024 16:40:12 GMT -5
If I were there I could show you my impression of a groundhog doing an impression of William Shatner.
What can I say more..
I can be entertaining.
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Post by ROcK! on May 2, 2024 11:39:26 GMT -5
If I were there I could show you my impression of a groundhog doing an impression of William Shatner. What can I say more.. I can be entertaining. It's a shame that the Gong Show was cancelled long ago. Because if it was still running new episodes on the air, you would most certainly be one of the first contestants to be gonged.  |
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