MegaJetJaguar
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Jul 10, 2013 14:05:31 GMT -5
Okay, now...Be honest, or Not.
1. What was your worst job...ever? 2. What is the worst movie you ever saw...ever? 3. What is the worst restaurant you have ever eaten at...ever? 4. What is the worst album you have ever listened to...ever? 5. What is the worst brand of undies you have ever worn...ever? 6. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen...ever? 7. What is the worst day of the week...ever? 8. What is the worst video game you have ever played...ever? 9. What is the worst experience you have ever had...ever? 10. What is the worst forum you have ever visited...ever? (Please say that it is this one.) 11. What is the worst Fill in the Blank...Ever?
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 11, 2013 12:58:45 GMT -5
1. Worst Job Ever: Being Moderator for The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever! It's a dirty job but somebodys gotta do it.
2. Worst Movie Ever: The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever: The Motion Picture Part 2 - The Search For Schlock.
3. Worst Restaurant Ever: Leatherface's Texas All-You-Can-Eat Emporium.
4. Worst Album Ever: Yodeling on the Moon by Skippy McFry.
5. Worst Undies Ever: UnDepends.
6. Worst TV Show Ever: BJ and the Beaver.
7. Worst Day of the Week: Hungover Day.
8. Worst Video Game Ever: The Amazing Adventures of Queeny Tuff in the Temple of The Drag Queen.
9. Worst Experience Ever: Answering this stupid questionnaire!
10. Worst Forum Ever: This one, of course!
11. Worst Fill in the Blank Ever: FILLING IN BLANKS!
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MegaJetJaguar
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Aug 16, 2013 11:23:07 GMT -5
1. Worst Job Ever: Janitor. It really is the shittiest job ever. Nobody ever appreciates the guy who works hard and cleans up other people's messes.
2. Worst Movie Ever: Too many to list, but if I had to pick one..........2001 A Space Odyssey. Why does this movie continue to get so much recognition? Maybe back in the day it was something special, but nowadays it is just way too slow and boring. 'Star Trek: The Motion Picture' is a masterpiece compared to this movie.
3. Worst Restaurant Ever: I don't eat at many restaurants, and the ones that I do I like, so............?
4. Worst Album Ever: Moby: Play - I heard the single titled Bodyrock and loved it. Bought the album and never listened to it again, besides the Bodyrock track.
5. Worst Undies Ever: Briefs. I prefer Boxers.
6. Worst TV Show Ever: I do not watch much TV either, but, what's with all the America's Got Talent-type shows? I mean, really?!
7. Worst Day of the Week: Mondays. Everybody knows that it's mondays that suck the worst.
8. Worst Video Game Ever: Grand Theft Auto.
9. Worst Experience Ever: Job Interviews of any and all kinds.
10. Worst Forum Ever: This one.
11. Worst Fill in the Blank Ever: Selfish Cheap-Asses. Period.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 30, 2013 15:48:39 GMT -5
The Grumpy Cat says... "I hate filling out stupid questionnaires! Why?! Because I'm grumpy, dammit, that's why!"
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Sept 11, 2013 13:26:34 GMT -5
Dr. Rumack from Airplane! "I'm not sure? I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert." 1. What was your worst job...ever?: Being the only Dr. aboard a flight that experienced a bad case of food poisoning which not only affected almost the entire crew and passengers, but also both of the pilots.
2. What is the worst movie you ever saw...ever?: 2001: A Space Travesty
3. What is the worst restaurant you have ever eaten at...ever?: The Lasagna meal that I had on board that fateful night on the Airplane! But it could have been worse, I could have had the fish instead!
4. What is the worst album you have ever listened to...ever?: Yodeling on the Moon by Skippy McFry.
5. What is the worst brand of undies you have ever worn...ever?: I don't wear underwear.
6. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen...ever?: Police Squad
7. What is the worst day of the week...ever?: Anything that ends in 'Day'.
8. What is the worst video game you have ever played...ever?: Grand Theft Airplane!
9. What is the worst experience you have ever had...ever?: It's too painful to mention. Okay, I'll mention it...It was that damn bunion that I had last week! 10. What is the worst forum you have ever visited...ever? (Please say that it is this one.) : The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever!
11. What is the worst Fill in the Blank...Ever?: Airplane! I'll never get over that traumatic experience...Ever!
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Post by Sheriff Buford T. Justice on Sept 13, 2013 13:29:01 GMT -5
Sheriff Buford T. Justice 1. What was your worst job...ever?: "Shut your ass!" 2. What is the worst movie you ever saw...ever?: "Just keep your eye out for that Mr. Bandit bastard!" 3. What is the worst restaurant you have ever eaten at...ever?: "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry!" 4. What is the worst album you have ever listened to...ever?: "We got no time for that crap!" 5. What is the worst brand of undies you have ever worn...ever?:"I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina!" 6. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen...ever?:"Now I'm gonna go home and kick yo' momma in the butt." 7. What is the worst day of the week...ever?:"Mondays. You bet your ass on that, boy." 8. What is the worst video game you have ever played...ever?: "I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby." 9. What is the worst experience you have ever had...ever?: ": Swallow it. I'm busy!" 10. What is the worst forum you have ever visited...ever? (Please say that it is this one.): "The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever, you dumb sumbitch!" 11. What is the worst Fill in the Blank...Ever?:"That lowdown dirty-dealing no-good Bandit! What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
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Post by Frankensteins Monster on Oct 3, 2013 12:33:49 GMT -5
1.Worst Job Ever: Male model job. Frankie no like being treated like a piece of meat. Frankie have feelings too! Mmrraaww!
2. Worst Movie Ever: Jack and Jill. What Adam Sandler thinking?
3. Worst Restaurant Ever: Frankie not eat at restaurants. Me trying to watch my figure.
4. Worst Album Ever: The Creature: Live from the Black Lagoon. That guy sing lousy. Don't quit day job, Creature!
5. Worst Undies Ever: Boxers. Me prefer Briefs.
6. Worst TV Show Ever: Anything with Chef Ramsay. He scare Frankie. Me like new Sleepy Hollow show instead. Headless Horseman much nicer than Chef Ramsay.
7. Worst Day of the Week: Every day a gift, say Frankie. Treasure every moment. Okay, that not entirely true. Mondays still kinda suck.
8. Worst Video Game Ever: Angry Birds. Why birdies so mean? Be nice, birdies!
9. Worst Experience Ever: My honeymoon night with Bride of Frankenstein. Things not go so well that evening.
10. Worst Forum Ever: The Wolfman's web site. He never update his page. Invisible Man's forum stink too.
11. Worst Fill in the Blank Ever: ANGRY VILLAGERS!
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Post by Ash on Nov 3, 2013 19:51:25 GMT -5
Ash - Evil Dead Slayer Worst Job Ever: Working at S-Mart. Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
Worst Movie Ever: I've gotta agree, The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever: The Motion Picture Part 2 - The Search For Schlock, was utter crap.
Worst Restaurant Ever: Anything that specializes in pancakes.
Worst Album Ever: Yodeling on the Moon by Skippy McFry.
Worst Undies Ever: Fruit of the Doom.
Worst TV Show Ever: The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Not really, I'm just trying to get a cheap plug in.
Worst Day of the Week: They're all good, Baby!
Worst Video Game Ever: Are you kidding me? I'm too busy kicking evil dead ass to play video games!
Worst Experience Ever: Cutting my right-hand off using a chainsaw.
Worst Forum Ever: You're looking at it.
Worst Fill in the Blank Ever: Evil Dead Bastards!
GgGgAaaAawwWwWwWWW!!
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Post by The Grumpy Cat on Nov 20, 2013 14:21:14 GMT -5
The Grumpy Cat Says: 1. Worst Job Ever: Being a Grumpy Cat, Dammit!
2. Worst Movie Ever: Garfield
3. Worst Restaurant Ever: Anyplace in Asia where they eat cats.
4. Worst Album Ever: Yodeling on the Moon by Skippy McFry.
5. Worst Undies Ever: Cats don't wear underwear, you big Dummy!
6. Worst TV Show Ever: Grumpy Cat Knows Best. It's not actually a show just yet, but you know it's bound to happen.
7. Worst Day of the Week: Grumpy Cat Day.
8. Worst Video Game Ever: Angry Cats.
9. Worst Experience Ever: Being Grumpy, Dammit!
10. Worst Forum Ever: Anything that deals with Dogs. Or Vets.
11. Worst Fill in the Blank Ever: HAVING THE GRUMPIES, DAMMIT!!!
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Post by The Cookie Monster on Nov 23, 2013 15:00:22 GMT -5
The Cookie Monster 1. What was your worst job...ever?: Working as a Rep at Cookie Watchers!
2. What is the worst movie you ever saw...ever?: The Last Cookie Show
3. What is the worst restaurant you have ever eaten at...ever?: Just as long as they serve cookies, they're all GOOD! You no serve cookies, you no get my business.
4. What is the worst album you have ever listened to...ever?: Who Took the Cookie?, by the Cookie Mobsters
5. What is the worst brand of undies you have ever worn...ever?: The ones with all the cookie crumbs in them!
6. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen...ever?: Anything with Chef Gordon Ramsay. He no like cookies!
7. What is the worst day of the week...ever?: Any day where we no get to eat cookies.
8. What is the worst video game you have ever played...ever?: Grand Theft Cookie!
9. What is the worst experience you have ever had...ever?: Going 5 minutes without eating cookies! It was the worst 5 minutes of my life.
10. What is the worst forum you have ever visited...ever? (Please say that it is this one.) : The World's Worst Cookie Forum...Ever!
11. What is the worst Fill in the Blank...Ever?: No Cookies in the Library!No Cookies in the Library - Classic Sesame Street www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJlkplvYdgA
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Post by Fat Bastard on Nov 30, 2013 13:17:46 GMT -5
FAT BASTARD! [/size] 1. Worst Job Ever: Being a taste-tester for a fancy High-End restaurant. It was the best job ever, and also the worst job ever because I couldn't stop at just one little taste and they ended up firing me for it. Dammit, a man's gotta eat, doesn't he?! Okay, so I ate the entire meal and a few other meals on top of it,...SO WHAT! Is that something to get so upset over? You've got plenty of food left in the storeroom!!!
2. Worst Movie Ever: The Austin Powers movies. That Austin Powers character is such a smug self-centered Jackass if I ever saw one. When are they ever going to make a movie about Fat Bastard? Now there is both a blockbuster and a bellybuster combined just waiting to happen!
3. Worst Restaurant Ever: Shut yo mouth! There is no such thing.
4. Worst Album Ever: Yodeling on the Moon by Skippy McFry.
5. Worst Undies Ever: The ones ah just soiled! Which happens quite a bit, actually.
6. Worst TV Show Ever: Anything that stars that smug bastard Chef Gordon Ramsay!
7. Worst Day of the Week: Yom Kippur. What the hell? A day where you can't eat food?! Thank God I'm not Jewish! Who could ever go a day without food?!
8. Worst Video Game Ever: Atari's Food Fight. Now why would anybody waste all of that lovely delicious food instead of just eating it?
9. Worst Experience Ever: Going on a diet. I tried it once...it's not easy. Do you know how much lovely delicious food is out there just waiting to get in mah belly?!
10. Worst Forum Ever: The Weight Watchers Club!!!
11. Worst Fill in the Blank Ever: Just get in mah belly, Dammit!
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Post by Q Bert on Feb 8, 2014 13:28:16 GMT -5
1. Worst Job Ever: "@!#?@!"
2. Worst Movie Ever: "@!#?@!"
3. Worst Restaurant Ever: "@!#?@!"
4. Worst Album Ever: "@!#?@!"
5. Worst Undies Ever: "@!#?@!"
6. Worst TV Show Ever: "@!#?@!"
7. Worst Day of the Week: "@!#?@!"
8. Worst Video Game Ever: "@!#?@!"
9. Worst Experience Ever: "@!#?@!"
10. Worst Forum Ever: "@!#?@!"
11. Worst Fill in the Blank Ever: "@!#?@!"
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