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Post by OrangeJulius on Feb 29, 2020 23:15:36 GMT -5
What is your...
I could have thought of a better ...
Alibi
Story?
When I was 8-10 years old.
I lit a napkin aflame in an ashtray.
Wind unexpectedly lifted the flaming napkin aloft.
The napkin landed directly on our carpet.
I panicked.
However I handled the fire.. resulted in a roughly 4 inch by 4 inch square of dark brown burnt and singed carpet.
When my parents asked..
" What happened to the carpet?"
"There was a knock at the door"
"I opened it."
"There was a guy with a knife"
"And he said"
"BURN the carpet"
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Post by OrangeJulius on Feb 29, 2020 23:46:17 GMT -5
When I was 13..
A friend was scheduled to spend the weekend.
I definitely didn't want this cancelled because well...
I was amusing myself with a loaded 12 gauge shotgun in my Dads bedroom.
Pointing it at the large mirror facing his bed.
Racking the shotgun and ejecting shells.
I was pointing it directly at the large bedroom mirror and thought to myself..
"is the safety on or off?'
Thankfully , I raised the shotgun before 'checking' safety by pulling the trigger.
Blam
Thankfully I was not still pointing the 12 gauge at the large expensive mirror(think armoire mirror)
Bedroom ceiling was made of dark wood.
I managed to shoot a large hole directly over the bed.
Again roughly 4 inch by 4 inches.
I trimmed a hefty bag and stapled it over the hole.
Weekend went by without a hitch.
I routinely rode my bicycle over four miles to school daily.
Outskirts of suburbs, no shoulder on road no sidewalks.
A dangerous commute..
I thought nothing of it.
I did this so I could continue attending school with my friends from elementary school.
Back to the story.
So, I managed to shoot a large hole directly over the bed in the master bedroom with a 12 gauge shotgun.
The ceiling was covered in dark wood paneling.
I stapled a hefty garbage bag over it to conceal the hole.
I successfully concealed 'my crime' so my friend could spend the weekend.
Until
Monday morning
I was just embarking on my trek to school.
I knew, knew when I turned back to answer a shout from my Dad...
I turned around and returned to our house.
Dad brought me to his bedroom.
"What happened here above my bed?"
"Me and friend were playing on the roof and accidentally poked a stick through the roof."
"Alright , go to school."
About 2 hours later,
School Second Period
I am called to the school 'office'
I know , KNOW that I am...
BUSTED
On way to office ..
I tell random kid, "I am sooo busted"
I enter the office to wait.
My Dad is sitting there.
Swirling a coffee cup.
"Clink, clink, clink" goes the 12 gauge buckshot in the coffee cup that he removed from the ceiling.
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Standard punishment was two-weeks grounded regardless of offense.
Grounded to room without television.
For this offense ,
Grounded two weeks
And
Supposed to read every single comic book in my collection.
I had at least 300 comics.
All bagged and boarded.
I'm no savage.
I didn't read all my comics.
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 1, 2020 9:21:10 GMT -5
Hahaah! That 2nd story about the shotgun incident had me really chuckling out loud! That is one of the funniest childhood stories that I have ever heard. Sounds like a good story for a Dennis the Menace, or Richie Rich (remember him?) comic book.
AnyWhoOo0oo... I can relate to your first story. Who hasn't almost burned down their house as a child at least once in their lives? As a kid I loved to play with fire. Still do actually. One time my Mom grounded me for a week for starting fires up under our front porch. I must have been around 8 at the time that it happened? A few years later my sister and I were smoking cigarettes in the living room together when one of us, I forget who, accidently dropped their lit cigarette onto the couch and it proceeded to start burning a big hole in the cushion. Panicked, we quickly dowsed the flames with water to extinguish it. But holy shit, what are we going to tell our mom about that burn hole in the cushion?! Well, we dried the cushion as best as we could and just flipped it over to the good side and my Mom was never the wiser.
I am sure that I will think up some more childhood memories for this thread over time.
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 1, 2020 9:28:14 GMT -5
As for lying to try to cover something up that I did wrong... Well, I cannot recall ever having done that because whenever I got busted for something in my life I just pretty much owned up to and admitted it.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Mar 2, 2020 0:15:50 GMT -5
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Post by OrangeJulius on Mar 2, 2020 0:17:34 GMT -5
Surely get a deluge of volunteers admitting to their own ill conceived Alibi now.
Laughter
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Post by OrangeJulius on Mar 2, 2020 0:26:08 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 2, 2020 9:44:49 GMT -5
If only our leaders, government acted in a similar fashion. That would be insanity though. ... Ramble Even today pizzagate is a 'debunked hoax conspiracy theory'. Nevermind that Epstein was accused during pizzagate and even in the same breath. .. Oh, Pizzagate aka Pedogate is very real. And believe me... You haven't heard the last of it. There will be a lot more revealed about it and also those involved in it in the future. Most likely after Trump wins the election come this November though. That is why so many people are trying so desperately to stop him from being re-elected. Trump has been cracking down hard on the pedophiles in this country over the last few years and has already had thousands of them arrested. You just do not hear much about it in the mainstream news. That right there should tell you something. He is starting with the lower level people involved and is currently working his way up to the ringleaders. It is going to shock the world when the truth is finally revealed about what has really been going on in secrecy in this country involving the elites. And it goes way beyond just child sex trafficking. |
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 2, 2020 10:30:49 GMT -5
Here is a re-post from my "Trump Anxiety Thread" from awhile back that should clue you in to some things... Here is a list of some of the people who have paid a visit or more to Jeffrey Epstein's Island "Little St. James" over the years. Otherwise known as "Pedo Island" to the locals. Make sure to pay very close attention to the names of the guests listed on the A list.OVER 100 EPSTEIN GUESTS REVEALED! |
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Post by Roman85 on Mar 2, 2020 17:16:45 GMT -5
If they ever make a movie about Epstein, Scott Bakula (Star Trek Enterprise) would be perfect as Epstein, they look so much alike....
Maybe this is why so many Hollywood celebrities hate Trump....he is cracking down on Pedophiles & they, according to Corey Feldman are everywhere in Hollywood....mmmmm.
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Post by Roman85 on Mar 2, 2020 17:22:16 GMT -5
Hahaah! That 2nd story about the shotgun incident had me really chuckling out loud! That is one of the funniest childhood stories that I have ever heard. Sounds like a good story for a Dennis the Menace, or Richie Rich (remember him?) comic book. AnyWhoOo0oo... I can relate to your first story. Who hasn't almost burned down their house as a child at least once in their lives? As a kid I loved to play with fire. Still do actually. One time my Mom grounded me for a week for starting fires up under our front porch. I must have been around 8 at the time that it happened? A few years later my sister and I were smoking cigarettes in the living room together when one of us, I forget who, accidently dropped their lit cigarette onto the couch and it proceeded to start burning a big hole in the cushion. Panicked, we quickly dowsed the flames with water to extinguish it. But holy shit, what are we going to tell our mom about that burn hole in the cushion?! Well, we dried the cushion as best as we could and just flipped it over to the good side and my Mom was never the wiser. I am sure that I will think up some more childhood memories for this thread over time. Yeah, I don't know how Tim thought he would conceal that gunshot in the ceiling.....it reminds me of this BB gun I had as a teenager.....it looked like a M16 assault rifle......some neighbor called the cops on me......luckily they didn't draw their guns on me....this was the 80's......today....I would probably be told to get down on the ground & be arrested..... |
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Post by Roman85 on Mar 2, 2020 17:33:02 GMT -5
This guy I used to run around with, we actually grew up together, you could say he was my best friend, he always liked to troll strangers when we were out in public, places like the mall (remember those?).....he would try to get a reaction out of people.....one time we were at "Opryland" amusement park...which was torn down in either 1995 or 1996......but this was 1987.....& we were sitting on a bench with some other dude & most people ignored my friend as they walked by...except this one guy.....he called the guy a fag & the guy came back & it turned out that he was an off duty cop....."who said it!!"...he said.....he was all up in our face, I thought he was going to kick our azz....he looked like he worked out.....then he told us he could arrest us right then & there....then he walked off......somtimes I am amazed I survived hanging out with that fool.....haven't seen him in like 12 or 15 years......maybe his trolling caught up with him.  |
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Post by OrangeJulius on Mar 3, 2020 2:33:05 GMT -5
San Francisco
Downtown , the entirety of it...
Any adult nostalgic for shopping malls... Downtown San Francisco, deep pockets required.
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 3, 2020 9:46:11 GMT -5
This guy I used to run around with, we actually grew up together, you could say he was my best friend, he always liked to troll strangers when we were out in public, places like the mall (remember those?).....he would try to get a reaction out of people.....one time we were at "Opryland" amusement park...which was torn down in either 1995 or 1996......but this was 1987.....& we were sitting on a bench with some other dude & most people ignored my friend as they walked by...except this one guy.....he called the guy a fag & the guy came back & it turned out that he was an off duty cop....."who said it!!"...he said.....he was all up in our face, I thought he was going to kick our azz....he looked like he worked out.....then he told us he could arrest us right then & there....then he walked off......somtimes I am amazed I survived hanging out with that fool.....haven't seen him in like 12 or 15 years......maybe his trolling caught up with him. I had a friend like that once who was always embarrassing me out in public. One of his favorite pranks was to give someone a nasty look and then when he got their attention he would ask them, "Hey! You wanna fight me, buddy?" And when they would answer he would push me towards them and answer, "Okay... Well, here's me buddy. Fight him." Yeah, I'll admit, it was kind of a funny prank, and a lot of people would laugh it off and just walk away. But it was still embarrassing. |
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 3, 2020 9:49:12 GMT -5
San Francisco Downtown , the entirety of it... Any adult nostalgic for shopping malls... Downtown San Francisco, deep pockets required. I was gonna say... We still have a few malls located in my general area around here in Michigan. The Oakland Mall, the Somerset Mall, Twelve Oaks Mall, just to name a few. |
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Post by OrangeJulius on Mar 3, 2020 19:22:38 GMT -5
Downtown San Francisco has shopping malls...
However all of downtown San Francisco reminds me of shopping malls from my youth.
Plus , frequent solitary individuals loudly taking to themselves , sometimes shouting conversationally to nobody in particular ...
The reaction from inexperienced tourists is worth the price of admission.
...
I had this woman grab me in downtown San Francisco near Geary and Market , near the Four Seasons, as I trotted fast across the street...
I looked back at her.
She looked over her shoulder and did this thing with her tongue.
Just pure aggressive lust..
I was floored, speechless... Just unbelievably hot...
Pure Evil Hot... Epitome of Lust
I doubt I'll forget it for quite sometime .. even though I just continued on my way...
This is an accurate representation ... Of the Lust that she displayed
I somehow didn't go after her sexual aggression ...
Yes, obviously , I still kick myself over it
She was smoking hot
You know , pure evil hot
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Post by Roman85 on Mar 3, 2020 21:56:59 GMT -5
San Francisco Downtown , the entirety of it... Any adult nostalgic for shopping malls... Downtown San Francisco, deep pockets required. I was gonna say... We still have a few malls located in my general area around here in Michigan. The Oakland Mall, the Somerset Mall, Twelve Oaks Mall, just to name a few. Nashville still has 3 shopping malls......"Opry Mills, Mall at Green Hills & Cool Springs Galleria".......I took Star to the Cool Springs area......the car photo was taken there......but these malls are not what they used to be.......Rivergate & Hickory Hollow...popular malls in the 80's & 90's are now ghost towns!! |
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 4, 2020 10:14:53 GMT -5
... I had this woman grab me in downtown San Francisco near Geary and Market , near the Four Seasons, as I trotted fast across the street... I looked back at her. She looked over her shoulder and did this thing with her tongue. Just pure aggressive lust.. I was floored, speechless... Just unbelievably hot... Pure Evil Hot... Epitome of Lust I doubt I'll forget it for quite sometime .. even though I just continued on my way... This is an accurate representation ... Of the Lust that she displayed I somehow didn't go after her sexual aggression ... Yes, obviously , I still kick myself over it She was smoking hot You know , pure evil hot Whoa... That is super creepy! You did the right thing by avoiding her. Who knows, she might have been demon possessed or something? Maybe your instincts were working hard to warn you away from her? Besides, you live out there in California where we all know that there is no shortage of hot chicks.  |
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Post by Roman85 on Mar 7, 2020 8:01:18 GMT -5
  I came across this pic of a bondage model named Annabelle Lee....this girl looks so much like my first girlfriend from the 80's, the red hair matches, the smile, she is a dead ringer....heck it might even be her.....we broke up in 1992... Speaking of which.....it reminded me of this incident that happened around 1990......that was the year I met my ex-wife, so it had to be early in the year or late 1989...... I took several polaroid(remember those) pics of my ex-girlfriend naked on a hotel room bed, I was still living with my parents & had not left home as of yet.....I kept these pics stashed away in a box.....I never shared them with anyone......then one day I come home & the box is missing from my room......panic starts to come over me...."where is the damn box?".......I go into the living room & there it is by my dad's chair....."WTF!!"....I am thinking.....there was no way he could have known, no one knew but me & her......I immediately retrieved it & the pics were still there.....I asked my dad why he took it out of my room & he said "I was looking for somthing & I thought it might be in there, I forgot to put it back"......he made no mention of the pics, to this day I still don't know if or what he saw....& even now I can't bring myself to ask him, I doubt he would remember even if I did......of all the things for him to find.......tell me what you think? |
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 7, 2020 9:18:29 GMT -5
View AttachmentView AttachmentI came across this pic of a bondage model named Annabelle Lee....this girl looks so much like my first girlfriend from the 80's, the red hair matches, the smile, she is a dead ringer....heck it might even be her.....we broke up in 1992... Speaking of which.....it reminded me of this incident that happened around 1990......that was the year I met my ex-wife, so it had to be early in the year or late 1989...... I took several polaroid(remember those) pics of my ex-girlfriend naked on a hotel room bed, I was still living with my parents & had not left home as of yet.....I kept these pics stashed away in a box.....I never shared them with anyone......then one day I come home & the box is missing from my room......panic starts to come over me...."where is the damn box?".......I go into the living room & there it is by my dad's chair....."WTF!!"....I am thinking.....there was no way he could have known, no one knew but me & her......I immediately retrieved it & the pics were still there.....I asked my dad why he took it out of my room & he said "I was looking for somthing & I thought it might be in there, I forgot to put it back"......he made no mention of the pics, to this day I still don't know if or what he saw....& even now I can't bring myself to ask him, I doubt he would remember even if I did......of all the things for him to find.......tell me what you think? I'll tell you what I think... If I were your dad I would've said, "Way to go, Sonny Boy!". And then I would have given you a big thumbs up and a high-five. Seriously though, he had to have seen them. He didn't mention them though I think because he knows that boys will be boys. Plus, what's the harm in admiring a beautiful girlfriend's body? |
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