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Post by ROcK! on May 29, 2013 18:42:19 GMT -5
List 10 of your most least favorite people, places, or things...The Ten Worst Queeny Tuff B Movie Crime Thrillers: Queeny Tuff, the hardened, cross-dressing, crime-solving Detective who always gets his manicure. 10. Dial T for Tranny
9. Year of the Drag Queen
8. Tranny Robbers
7. Enter the Drag Queen
6. The Tranny Who Loved Me
5. The Man Who Wore Too Much Eyeliner
4. The Case of the Missing Drag Queen
3. The Lady is a Tranny
2. The Curse of the Jaded Drag Queen
1. Cross-Dressed to Kill No, Queeny Tuff is not a real character. It is only a fictional character that I made up a couple of years ago, so don't bother trying to do a search to find these movies because they're NOT REAL! I made them up just as part of a bad joke.
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 10, 2013 11:46:53 GMT -5
The 10 Worst Planet of the Apes sequels that you never saw...
10. Bridesmaids of the Apes
9. The Hangover of the Apes
8. The Godfather of the Apes
7. The Empire of the Apes Strikes Back
6. Citizen Ape
5. 2001 A Space Apes Odyssey
4. Gone With The Apes
3. Ape Cassidy and the Sundance Orangutan Kid
2. What's Eating Gilbert Apes?
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 18, 2013 20:04:17 GMT -5
10 Things I Hate about Summer
10. Climbing into a Hot Car that's been sitting in the sun for hours.
9. Melted gum on sidewalks that sticks to your shoes when you accidentally step on it.
8. Annoying Ice Cream trucks that play loud music and jingles.
7. Fireworks. Hey, they're fun for about an hour or two but not for hours and hours and days and days on end like some people do.
6. Mowing the lawn.
5. The smells, stinks and odors.
4. Road construction everywhere that closes roads and lanes down and causes detours.
3. Sunburns.
2. Hot, muggy, unbearable days and nights.
1. The Bugs...especially Mosquitoes.
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Jun 25, 2013 19:47:41 GMT -5
10 Things That I Hate About...Zombies! 10. They never brush their teeth or comb their hair.
9. They are boring conversationalists. All they want to do is talk about brains. "Brraaaiiiins!" Okay, we get it, you like brains. Just shut up about 'em already!
8. They bite, and they want to eat your brains. GROSS!
7. They never shower and they stink something awful.
6. They never rest or go to sleep. They just stay up all night long banging on the walls and doors and moaning and hanging around the fence perimeter like a bunch of vagrants. Get a life you stupid zombies!
5. Did I mention that they like to bite?
4. They're a bunch of inconsiderate slobs who are always leaving their latest victim's remains just lying around wherever like a bunch of slobs.
3. They always wear the same things everyday, and it's almost always a style that is out of fashion. Boring!
2. They have terrible table etiquette and always eat with their hands. Hey, try using a fork and spoon sometime, will ya?! Bunch of wild savages!
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Jul 16, 2013 18:42:38 GMT -5
I just saw this on MSN and thought I'd post it here...
The 10 Worst Disease Outbreaks in History
1. The Plague of Athens 430 B.C. is the first recorded plague in history.
2. The Plague of Justinian 541-542 AD
3. The Black Death reigned for 200 years. Scientists think it was the Bubonic Plague.
4. The Yellow Fever Epidemic of 1793 affected Cosmopolitan Philadelphia
5. Small Pox 1492-1900 Aztecs rebelled against the Spaniards and fallen Spaniard bodies infected the Aztecs with the disease.
6. The First Cholera Pandemic 1817-1823 from contaminated rice in India that affected most Asian countries.
7. 1918 Influenza Flu Epidemic aka the Spanish Flu.
8. Typhus 1918-22 Affected Eastern Europe during World War I.
9. Malaria in sub-Saharan Africa.
10. AIDS 1981-present.[/color]
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 17, 2013 18:35:57 GMT -5
America's 10 Most Miserable Cities 1. Cleveland, OH
2. Stockton, CA
3. Memphis, TN
4. Detroit, MI
5. Flint, MI
6. Miami, FL
7. St. Louis, MO
8. Buffalo, NY
9. Canton, OH
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Post by Sheriff Buford T. Justice on Sept 13, 2013 14:14:27 GMT -5
Sheriff Buford T. Justice 10 Things That Suck.
10. This thread.
9. Rush hour traffic.
8. Lists.
7. Black Firebird Trans Ams.
6. Smartass jokers with fancy mustaches and flashy red shirts.
5. Lawbreakers.
4. Wilhelmina Buford.
3. Flat Tires.
2. Junior Buford.
1. The Bandit! |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 18, 2013 13:52:53 GMT -5
10 More Worst Planet of the Apes Sequels That You Never Saw (2013 Edition)
10. Star Trek: Into Apeness
9. Despicable Apes 2
8. Ape of Steel
7. The Lone Apester
6. G.I. Joe RetaliApetion
5. The Great Apesby
4. InsidiApes: Chapter 2
3. Apehouse Down
2. Grown Apes 2
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Post by Frankensteins Monster on Sept 29, 2013 6:03:57 GMT -5
#1. MmrRraAaAwwWrrR!
#2. GggGRrrRr!!
#3. HhhuUurRrr!!
#4. RrrRaaAaaArrgGh!
#5. GgrrRraaAgGhH!
#6. MmrRrmM!
#7. AaarrRrgGhH!!
#8. UugGHh!
#9. YyeeaArRgghH!
#10. EeeGgaAaahH!!!
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Post by Jason Voorhees on Oct 5, 2013 15:54:56 GMT -5
Jason Voorhees' 10 People, Places and Things I Hate:10. Lame William Shatner Halloween masks.
9. Fake impostors named Tommy Jarvis.
8. Chainsaws are for Wussies.
7. Blue Jumpsuits.
6. Going to Hell;...and boring boat trips to Manhattan Island.
5. Psychic girls with telekinetic powers.
4. Red & Green-striped sweaters are for Sissies.
3. Stupid movie reboots.
2. Camp Counselors.
1. Freddy Krueger!
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Post by The Leprechaun on Oct 15, 2013 13:32:21 GMT -5
10 Things That the Leprechaun Loves Almost as Much as His Gold#1. Killing people.
#2. Rainbows
#3. Four-Leaf Clovers
#4. Lucky Charms Cereal. With pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and blue diamonds.
#5. Green Clothing.
#6. High-Heeled Buckle Shoes.
#7. Irish Folk Music with lots of Bagpipes.
#8. Green Beer.
#9. Irish Spring bar soap.
#10. St. Paddy's Day![/i][/size] Where's Me Gold?!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 24, 2013 11:13:27 GMT -5
The Top 10 Things That Godzilla Enjoys Doing When He's Not Making Movies: 1. Tending to his seaweed gardens.
2. Reading trashy novels.
3. Practicing his Tai Chi and Yoga.
4. Mountain Climbing.
5. Texting, Tweeting, and updating his Facebook page.
6. Going to "Stomp: The Musical" shows.
7. Surfing and Wind-sailing off the coasts of Japan.
8. Having backyard barbecue parties with his buddies Rodan and Ghidorah.
9. Watching the Ninja Warrior competitions at Mount Midoriyama.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 26, 2013 11:37:39 GMT -5
Top 10 Boring Things That I Did Today: 1. Woke up this Morning.
2. Shaved.
3. Showered.
4. Ate Breakfast.
5. Brushed my teeth.
6. Got into my car and drove it somewhere.
7. Did a little shopping.
8. Visited the Restroom.
9. Did some chores.
10. Wrote this boring List. |
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 13, 2013 14:56:35 GMT -5
Top 10 reasons to stay in bed:
1. Nothing is so important that it can't wait until later.
2. This bed is so warm, comfy an cozy. Ahhh, just a few more minutes is all that I ask.
3. Okay, now...I was just having the greatest wet dream ever! Just ignore that damn alarm clock and let's try to get back into what's really important here.
4. My brain says "No", but my body says, "Yes".
5. Hey! I'm still trying to break-in these brand new bedsheets. Gimme some more time! These sort of things can take awhile, y'know.
6. Is today Monday, or Friday? What do you mean, "What does it matter?". That has everything to do with my decision-making waking process.
7. I'm out of Sick days?! Already? Okay, then, I'm just going to call in dead.
8. Don't disturb me. I'm trying to get a grasp into what it must have been like for Rip Van Winkle. What exactly was going through his mind during all of those 20 restful wonderful years?
9. If hibernating is good enough for the bears then it's good enough for me!
10. What else can I say? Beds Rule!
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 6, 2014 13:23:06 GMT -5
The Top 10 Things That Hello Kitty Loves:
10. Rainbows
9. Flowers
8. Gumdrops
7. Unicorns
6. Sunshine
5. Cupcakes
4. Butterflies
3. Lollipops
2. Teddy Bears
1. Trashy Romance Novels (Hey, don't judge! Nobody's perfect)
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Post by Hello Kitty on Feb 6, 2014 14:25:08 GMT -5
Lesley Gore - Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 17, 2014 13:01:51 GMT -5
The Predator's Top 10 List: 1. Collecting skulls.
2. Killing things.
3. Hunting prey.
4. Trapping prey.
5. Searching for new planets to visit, hunt, trap, and kill prey on.
6. Stocking up on and shopping online for the latest in hunting gear and accessories.
7. Sharpening his wrist blades.
8. Polishing his skull collection.
9. Reading hunting magazines.
10. Knitting and crocheting. No, not really...you guessed it; hunting and killing even more things. |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 20, 2014 10:13:44 GMT -5
Even More Worst Planet of the Apes Sequels That You Never Saw (2014 Edition):
I, Apenstein
RoboApe
ApeZilla
The Apemazing Spider-Ape 2
X-Apes: Apes of Future Past
22 Ape Street
Think Like a Ape Too
Apeules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Apes
The ExpendApeables 3
Paranormal Apetivity 5
Ape and Aper To |
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 17, 2014 16:06:16 GMT -5
The Top 10 Things Currently Sitting On My Desk: 1.) A damn fine cup of hot coffee!
2.) A very cool Transformers Rodimus Prime action figure.
3.) A Flashlight.
4.) Some of my latest CD acquisitions; AC/DC - Rock or Bust, Ace Frehley - Space Invader, Fu Manchu - Gigantoid, Etc.
5.) Some of my more recent Blu-ray/DVD purchases; Guardians of the Galaxy, Pacific Rim, Death Race 3, Etc.
6.) Some of my more recent paperback book purchases; Judge Dredd: Year One, Under the Dome Part One.
7.) A Hot Wheels 1:64 scale Monster Jam "Zombie" Monster Truck.
8.) A few pairs of sunglasses.
9.) A stack of Post-It note papers, and a bunch of pens.
10.) A 1/4 full bottle of 16 oz. Ice Mountain 100% natural spring water. [/b][/size] |
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 2, 2015 16:19:42 GMT -5
Top 10 Topics
1. Sex
2. Money
3. Sports
4. Politics
5. Religion
6. The Weather
7. Job-related Gossip
8. Kim Kardashian's Butt
9. Justin Bieber
10. Movies!
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 28, 2015 9:15:22 GMT -5
Top Ten Exclamations:
1. OhHhhhH!!
2. AhhHhhH!
3. Oo0oOoOH!
4. MmmMmmMm!
5. HmmmmM?
6. D'OHhhhH?!
7. YowWwwW!
8. HuzZaaaAH!
9. Whaaaa...?!?
10. [Fill in the Blank]
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Post by Bigfoot on Nov 28, 2015 9:27:44 GMT -5
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Post by The Man From Planet X on Mar 12, 2017 8:56:29 GMT -5
Annihilation is coming soon, puny Earthlings!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
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