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Post by ROcK! on Nov 14, 2018 10:52:26 GMT -5
Have a burning question that you need answered or just looking for some friendly advice?
Ask Abominable!Okay, I will go first.
Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman. How about this weather, huh? Cold enough for ya'?"SNARL! GROWL!!" Okay, Okay! Sheeesh! Sorry I asked. Chill out, Dude! 
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Post by BitterSweet ® on Nov 14, 2018 11:23:32 GMT -5
YIKES!~!!!
I actually have a gazillion questions~~~ but I don't wanna make U MAD!!!
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 15, 2018 10:31:42 GMT -5
Alright, so, that last question of mine didn't go over so well. Okay then, how about a joke to help lighten the mood? Everyone loves a good joke!
Q: What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
A: Frostbite! Hyuk!"SNARL! GROWL!!" Yikes! It was only a Joke! Cool your jets, Hothead!
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Post by BitterSweet ® on Nov 15, 2018 15:41:52 GMT -5
K...I have a guud one!~!!!
Where does the Abominable Snowman keep his $$$ ?¿?¿?
In a SNOWBANK!~!!! LOL
RUNS LIKE THE WIND!~!~!
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Post by Abominable Snowman on Nov 15, 2018 17:21:18 GMT -5
K...I have a guud one!~!!!
Where does the Abominable Snowman keep his $$$ ?¿?¿?
In a SNOWBANK!~!!! LOLRUNS LIKE THE WIND!~!~!
GRAAAWWR!! |
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 20, 2018 11:54:15 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman...
What are your thoughts on Global Warming? Real, or just a lot of hot air?"SNARL! GROWL!!" Yowie! I was only asking! Yeesh! Take a chill pill, Dude!
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 9, 2018 11:42:26 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman!
I brought you a cool, refreshing drink to help brighten up your snowy day. Yeah... It's a tasty and delicious ice coffee from 7-11! You'll love it!"SNARL! GROWL!!" Eeeeeek! Bro! You really need to Chillax! Seriously! Sorry, but... They were all out of Taquitos!*Throws drink at Abominable and quickly runs away.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 10, 2018 11:45:16 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman!
I brought you a Hot, steaming cup of coffee to help brighten up your icy cold day. Yeah... It's a tasty, warm and delicious coffee from 7-11! I even added some cream and sugar to it. You'll love it!"SNARL! GROWL!!" Jeepers! Yo, Hothead... You really need to Cool off for a bit! Seriously! Besides... It's not my fault that they were all sold out of Taquitos again, y'know?! *Throws drink at Abominable and quickly runs away.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 14, 2018 10:32:06 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman! It's Friday, so I thought that I'd bring you a little treat. "SNARL! GROWL!!" Zoinks! Simmer down, Guy! It's only some Taquitos from 7-11! Yeesh! Yeah, they finally had some in stock. Here, take 'em already, you ungrateful bastard! *Throws Taquitos at Abominable and quickly runs away.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 24, 2018 11:42:24 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman! It's Christmas Eve, so I thought that I'd bring you something a little extra-special! "SNARL! GROWL!!" Jeepers Creepers! That's cold, Dude! It's just a pair of battery-operated socks to help keep your tootsies warm this winter! Now just put 'em on and shut up already! *Throws socks at Abominable and quickly runs away.
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 7, 2019 11:19:15 GMT -5
Hello, Mr. Abominable! How about this unseasonably warm weather that some of us have been experiencing for this time of year, eh? You couldn't ask for much more nicer weather than this in January."SNARL! GROWL!!" WHOA!! Take it down a few degrees, Mr. Hot Shot! I was only trying to make some idle conversation. Yeeesh!
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 15, 2019 10:08:29 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman! I noticed that you have a big ice wall surrounding your abode to help protect it. Didn't you know that walls are immoral and racist?! Shame on you!"SNARL! GROWL!!" YIKES!! It was only a joke! Chill, Dude!
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 28, 2019 10:05:10 GMT -5
Hello, Mr. Abominable Snowman! Hi! It's me again. Hey... I just heard on the news recently that the weatherman says that a sub-zero, freezing Polar Vortex is headed in our direction soon! It is going to be so COLD over the next few days that even you may want to put on a pair of thermal undies or two, and a nice warm, cozy sweater! Oh, and you will also be needing something to help keep your noggin warm in this arctic blast, which is why I brought you this... "SNARL! GROWL!!" YEEEKS!! Alright already! Don't lose your cool, Hothead! Sorry, it was the best that I could do on such short notice. Now here, take it already, you ungrateful bastard! *Tosses pink knit Love Cap at Abominable and quickly runs away.
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 29, 2019 12:00:36 GMT -5
♪♫ Soon I'll come again.
Running amok under the Moon.
Soon, I'll need a friend living the life of an
Abominable Snowman. ♪♫Abominable Snowman · Summer Salt
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 13, 2019 13:13:03 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman! I just came back to check up on you and see how you are doing."SNARL! GROWL!!" ZOINKS!! Okay! Okay! Relax! I brought you some more Taquitos from 7-11! Now... Chill out, Dude! I will come back to check up on you later. Bye 4 now! 
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 7, 2019 14:30:49 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo!! ... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman! I just wanted to stop by and wish you an Ice ... I mean a Nice Day."SNARL! GROWL!!" YOWIEE! Now is that any way to treat a cold friend?!!
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 26, 2019 10:21:05 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo... Dear Mr. Abominable Snowman!
I brought you a cool, icy, refreshing Big Gulp from 7-11 to help cool you down during these hot summer days."SNARL! GROWL!!" Whoa! Cool it, Hot Head... You really need to Chill out, Bro! Seriously!*Throws Big Gulp at Abominable and quickly runs away.
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 30, 2019 12:36:22 GMT -5
Oh, Yoo Hoo, Mr. Abominable! I brought you some yummy Popsicles to help get you through this Summer Heat~Wave."SNARL! GROWL!!" Sheeesh! Just take 'em already, you ungrateful bastard! Here! *Tosses box of Popsicles at Abominable and quickly runs away.See ya' next month, guy!
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