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Post by ROcK! on Mar 22, 2017 11:50:37 GMT -5
If your butt could talk, what would it say?"Pee Yew! What crawled up inside of me and died?!"
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 22, 2017 13:41:08 GMT -5
"Hey! Somebody scratch me, I'm itchy! Lower... Lower...
Ahhh! That's the spot!"
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 22, 2017 13:47:59 GMT -5
"Do I look fat in these jeans?"
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Mar 24, 2017 11:20:29 GMT -5
Why the hell did you kick me???
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 24, 2017 11:33:38 GMT -5
"A fart is a wish your butt makes."
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Mar 24, 2017 13:30:31 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 26, 2017 9:51:40 GMT -5
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!"
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 27, 2017 15:13:50 GMT -5
"Don't forget the Lube!"
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 28, 2017 12:49:19 GMT -5
"Shake me, but don't you break me!"
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 30, 2017 12:34:47 GMT -5
"Somebody spank me! I've been a baaaaaad butt!"
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 2, 2017 13:01:43 GMT -5
♫♪ Don't it make my brown eye...
Don't it make my brown eye...
Don't it make my brown eye blue!" ♫♪
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 5, 2017 11:27:23 GMT -5
Holy Moley! That was a doozy! Quick, somebody light a match!
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Apr 5, 2017 11:57:55 GMT -5
Family Guy - Fart Duel
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 6, 2017 15:27:11 GMT -5
"Past the seat and through the plumbing... look out, toilet, cuz' here it's coming!"
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 7, 2017 10:52:47 GMT -5
"Kim Kardashian ain't got nuthin' on me!"
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 7, 2017 12:10:42 GMT -5
You had best watch yourself! I've got my brown eye on you!
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 7, 2017 13:46:05 GMT -5
"Somebody change me, quick! My Depends are absolutely disgusting!"
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 12, 2017 11:33:24 GMT -5
"Are you just going to sit on me again all day, or are we finally going to get up and do something productive or exciting for a change?"
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 13, 2017 6:42:15 GMT -5
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!"
*Lets one rip
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 13, 2017 9:35:52 GMT -5
*While owner is busy pigging out at a local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant
"I've got a bad feeling about this!"
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 27, 2017 11:00:50 GMT -5
"Oh, No! He's wearing pink ladies panties again. I hope that none of my friends see me!"
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Post by ROcK! on May 14, 2017 12:36:11 GMT -5
"Dude! Easy on the Jalapenos! I'm at my breaking point. Ya' hear me?!"
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 9, 2017 10:59:43 GMT -5
My closest neighbors are an asshole, a pair of nutz and a dick...What do you want from me?
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 9, 2017 11:07:54 GMT -5
Haha! LMBO!!
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Godzilla, King of the Monsters
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Post by Godzilla, King of the Monsters on Jan 12, 2018 12:11:13 GMT -5
"KA-POW!"
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The Great Cornholio
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Post by The Great Cornholio on Jan 13, 2018 11:28:16 GMT -5
"I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Beavis and Butt-Head
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Post by Beavis and Butt-Head on Jan 13, 2018 12:10:10 GMT -5
Butt-Head: He said Big Butts! Huh!Beavis: Yeah! Huhhuuh!Sir Mix-A-Lot - I Like Big Butts
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