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Post by ROcK! on Feb 10, 2014 14:37:37 GMT -5
You've heard of Chuck Norris Facts, right? Well, these are Pee Wee Herman Facts.There are a lot of things about Pee Wee that we don't know anything about. Things that we wouldn't understand. Things that we couldn't understand. Things that we shouldn't understand.
What are some of the things that you know about Pee Wee Herman?
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 10, 2014 14:49:02 GMT -5
Pee Wee Herman does not make monkeys. He just trains them.
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 10, 2014 14:50:49 GMT -5
Pee Wee Herman once single-handedly defeated a group of highly-trained, deadly, and organized criminals who hijacked a skyscraper in Los Angeles.
It's true!
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 10, 2014 14:52:12 GMT -5
Pee Wee Herman once helped to destroy a 25-foot long killer shark near Amity Island by using a pressurized scuba tank and a rifle to blow it to bits.
It really happened!
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Post by Pee Wee Herman on Feb 10, 2014 14:58:40 GMT -5
I know you are, but what am I?!
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 10, 2014 16:15:19 GMT -5
Pee Wee Herman once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 12, 2014 14:49:08 GMT -5
Pee Wee Herman was once a body double and stuntman for Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and other action movie stars for years before finally hitting the big time with Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
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Post by ROcK! on Feb 13, 2014 11:34:21 GMT -5
Pee Wee Herman has been married to over 300 women and has over a thousand children and hundreds of grandkids.
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Post by Pee Wee Herman on Feb 13, 2014 14:21:51 GMT -5
"You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner. A rebel."
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Post by stevign on May 23, 2018 17:12:32 GMT -5
George Foreman's kids were all named "George". After becoming rebellious teens and hating the fact that they all had the same name, they all changed their names to, "Pee Wee Herman Foreman". What can I say, the kids are not that bright.
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Post by ROcK! on May 24, 2018 7:22:01 GMT -5
Haha! Good one, Stevign. And I am guessing that being the sons of George Foreman that none of them have to worry about anyone making fun of their names, at least not to their faces anyway.
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Post by Pee Wee Herman on May 24, 2018 11:00:56 GMT -5
 Pee Wee Herman - Tequila
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