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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:54:36 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:55:16 GMT -5
Four regular joes wind up losing their good-paying jobs due to outsourcing, can't find other decent work and end up resorting to bank robbing and then get caught and end up serving hard time in prison where they get used as bitches until they can't take it anymore and agree to a suicide pact where they devise an elaborate plan to kill each other off and then they get sent straight to hell where they burn forever. It's called Life Stinks and Then You Die and Go to Hell.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:55:49 GMT -5
A woman wins a million dollars in the Lotto and blows it all on cigarettes, booze, and more lottery tickets. Now homeless, one day while digging a hole in the woods to use as a toilet she uncovers a hidden pirate treasure loaded with gold coins and jewels, she sells them and buys a trailer and proceeds to spend the rest of her money on booze and cigarettes and lottery tickets. She finds herself so low at one point in her life that she resorts to selling her body on the streets in order to pay the rent and bills. A very wealthy businessman spots her, takes her out to dinner, and falls madly in love with her, marries her and soon aftewards she poisons him to death and inherits his fortune, and then blows it all on booze, cigarettes, and lottery tickets.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:56:25 GMT -5
A group of teens spend a weekend at a secluded cabin deep in the woods. One of the teens stumbles upon a leather clad demonic book with all kinds of spells inside. They start reading the book outloud for kicks and unleash a horde of demons who actually turn out to be pretty cool and just want to bake cupcakes, party and have a good time. One demon even has dreams of becoming a florist. The End.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:57:08 GMT -5
Free Willy Vs Jaws! - The idyllic and peaceful life of Willy the Killer Whale is disrupted when Jaws suddenly invades his waters and attacks him. As the two giant fish battle it out for survival they find themselves having to join forces together against a common enemy in the form of a large school of genetically-engineered Piranha/Lobster hybrids created by the U.S. Army.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:57:43 GMT -5
Boba Fett's Day Off - In this futuristic coming-of-age Sci-Fi/Comedy, Boba Fett and his friends IG-88 and Bossk skip school for a day and hang out at Mos Eisley spaceport where they get into all kinds of zany antics and trouble and even end up trashing IG-88's dad's Landspeeder.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:58:18 GMT -5
Twilight: Fully Mooned - In this spin-off of the popular series, The Frankenstein monster, disapproving of his daughter's relationship with a young member of the Mummy clan, tries his best to keep the two apart. Meanwhile, the Creature From the Black Lagoon is going through a midlife crisis much to the chagrin of his wife.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:58:51 GMT -5
Supergood - These high school teens do not smoke or drink, they don't party or try to make it with the chicks. They just stay at home and do their homework, and play Dungeons and Dragons, and go to church on sundays.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 17:59:33 GMT -5
The Blackensteins - Tyler Perry and Halle Berry star in this family-friendly urbanized version of the Addams Family and the Munsters. Directed by Spike Lee.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:00:12 GMT -5
A reenactment of the Civil War using cats and dogs.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:00:54 GMT -5
Inglorious Fat Basterds - The Allied Forces send in a covert team lead by Fat Bastard to assassinate Hitler, but all the team ends up doing is killing their appetites by stuffing their faces with bratwurst, sauerkraut, and beer.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:01:28 GMT -5
Close Encounters of the Worst Kind - A group of holy-rolling religious aliens come to Earth in their mission to convert it's population into worshipping their god Xenus by preaching door to door and passing out pamphlets at all the major airports, sporting and concert arenas, and malls.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:02:48 GMT -5
Mr. T-800: I Pity the Fool Day - Skynet assembles a new Mr. T-800 Terminator model and uses it to lure out unsuspecting resistance fighters who desire to get Mr. T's autograph but instead get, well, you know what happens next.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:03:34 GMT -5
Star Wars: The Next Generation - Luke Skywalker's kids, Duke and Daisy Skywalker, get tired of listening to their senile old father's retelling of the story over and over again of how he single-handedly saved the galaxy and destroyed the 1st Death Star ever using just a beat-up old X-Wing Fighter and a little bit of the power of the Force, and so to get away from it all they run off together and join a Hippy commune of Jawas and Sand People.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:04:11 GMT -5
Captain Creampuff - A story about a mild-mannered baker who moonlights as a super hero that combats crime and supervillains by flinging creampuffs at them.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:04:56 GMT -5
Disgusting Voyage - Scientists shrink an experimental medical submarine in the hopes of saving a patient's life by injecting it into the body and using it to perform a very delicate operation from the inside, but the sub gets caught up in the patient's digestive tract and soon loses power to all of it's vital functions and the crew must quickly abandon ship, and the situation only gets uglier from there.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:05:32 GMT -5
The Expendables: The Women's Division - Starring Linda Hamilton, Sigourney Weaver, Pam Grier, Brigitte Nielsen, Sandahl Bergman, Sybil Danning, and Betty White.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:06:51 GMT -5
Para-Gnome-al Activity: A married couple experiences strange noises and other unusual phenomenon during the middle of the nights and decide to set up a hidden camera only to discover that their garden gnomes are raiding their fridge and using their house to party at during the nights.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:07:39 GMT -5
Attack of the 50 Foot Cock - A farmer accidentally feeds his chickens a bag of feed contaminated with radioactive waste and it kills them all except one cantankerous old rooster that goes on a rampage destroying the town and eating customers at the local KFC restaurant.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:08:15 GMT -5
The Blobbit: An Ingurgitated Journey - An enchanting tale about a Blobbit named Blobbo Bulggins who goes on a quest to defeat an evil Dragon and along the way meets all kinds of noble and wonderful Wizards, Kings and magical creatures, and voraciously devours them all.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:08:54 GMT -5
Turner & Hooch & Garfield - Hijinks ensue when Detective Scott Turner and his canine sidekick Hooch must help Garfield the cat to uncover the mystery behind the murder of Odie. Starring Tom Hanks and featuring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of Hooch, and Bill Murray as the voice of Garfield.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:09:36 GMT -5
Sunday Night Fever - The boring story of a guy who comes down with symptoms of a bad cold, takes some Nyquil, and goes to bed early and sleeps it off. Zzzzzzzzz.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:10:04 GMT -5
The Thing With Three Heads - In this riveting sequel to the classic "The Thing With Two Heads", this time scientists transplant two heads onto the body of a death row white supremacist inmate. One of the heads belongs to a popular Jewish entertainer, the other the head of a famous Hindu Swami. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:11:16 GMT -5
Farts on a Plane - A plane full of Hollywood stars and starlets turns into a silent but deadly nightmare as the passengers all become susceptible to the ravages of uncontrollable flatulence caused by the contaminated inflight meal. Starring Samuel L. Jackson and Jenny McCarthy. Based on true events.
Jenny McCarthy Embarrassed By In-Flight Flatulence
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 21, 2013 18:12:24 GMT -5
Rappin' in the Rain, Yo! - The long-awaited sequel to Singin' in the Rain is finally here! Set in the early Eighties when Rap music was just becoming a huge cultural phenomenon. Watch as up-and-coming star, Little Biggie LL Cool Daddy O stars in his film debut as young Rapper Mean Gene Killy and his struggles to survive in a world dominated by Hair Bands and Pop Stars.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 23, 2013 10:03:40 GMT -5
Santa and the Bandit: The Bandit is out to prove that Santa and his sleigh are too old-fashioned and outdated for modern times, and that he, the Bandit, is way more efficient and qualified to deliver holiday presents to all of the world's children during the Christmas holiday season in his super-charged Firebird Trans Am. But Sheriff Buford T. Santa will hear nothing of the sort and tries every sneaky attempt that he can scheme up in order to try and stop the Bandit from making him look bad.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 23, 2013 10:04:55 GMT -5
The Hills Have Elves: On a trip to Las Vegas to perform in a holiday concert, a bus full of traditional Nutcracker ballet dancers breaks down in the middle of the barren Nevada desert where they suddenly find themselves having to fight for their very survival against a bloodthirsty and vicious rogue band of mutant inbred Christmas Elves.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 22, 2014 16:35:06 GMT -5
Holiday Movie Specials They Shouldn't Make...And Thankfully Never Did:
It's An Aliens Christmas: On their way back home towards Earth from LV-426, Ripley's spaceship, the U.S.S. Sulaco, suddenly awakens her, along with Corporal Hicks and Newt from their hypersleep chambers with a distress signal from Santa who while out delivering gifts to children on other planets is suddenly attacked by a ravenous band of marauding Xenomorphs.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 22, 2014 16:37:54 GMT -5
Holiday Movie Specials They Shouldn't Make...And Thankfully Never Did:
Night of the Living Dead Santa: The dead begin rising again and reanimating as living dead ghouls and start eating the flesh of the living, including Santa, who gets bitten by little Timmy zombie and goes on to infect the rest of the children along his merry scary way.
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Post by ROcK! on Dec 22, 2014 16:41:45 GMT -5
Holiday Movie Specials They Shouldn't Make...And Thankfully Never Did:
The Friday the 13th Day of Christmas: One Christmas eve while delivering presents to the children at Camp Crystal Lake, Santa is horribly slaughtered by Jason Voorhees, who then dons Santa's outfit, cap and sleigh, and continues on with his bloody rampage delivering vengeance upon all that he encounters on this unholy night.
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