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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 28, 2020 13:46:23 GMT -5
#1 next time you're hammered, shitfaced, blotto, three sheets to the wind...
Post here to share
#No deletions or edits, Google overlord is watching!!!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 28, 2020 13:52:27 GMT -5
I cannot possibly recommend highly enough
Receiving Double Release
Consecutive Cock-Worship
Blowjob , I'm quirky... I don't like many, many common words in modern usage...
Thanks Worlds Wurst Forum User "A"
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 28, 2020 13:57:53 GMT -5
I still think about her frequently
Thoughts normally culminate with...
That Bitch !
What did she want from me?
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The greatest gift she gave me was unquestionable knowledge that she is a liar.
For someone as adamantly opposed to ANY verbal expression of a lie as I am, that makes the disillusion of our relationship, dodging a bullet.
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"I've moved on. Do you have any Trump stuff left?"
Da Fuck?
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 28, 2020 14:12:25 GMT -5
The only angles I can figure...
1. with her above average computer literacy she thought possibly she could nab a financial gravy train with me
2. She merely was willing to throw approximately 10 grand to scratch an itch
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"I'm on my period'
Following weekend
"I'm on my period"
"You said that last week.'
Audible gasp
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For what it's worth "A" ...After you, I'm done, I'll likely never trust another living soul
Despite that, "Grey Skins" old-school Italians continue to hold a very dear place in my heart, forever
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 28, 2020 14:16:26 GMT -5
Especially of note, I'm not especially fond of ... Receiving Watchamacallit
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 28, 2020 14:20:13 GMT -5
Blue is allegedly, her favorite color
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 29, 2020 8:17:55 GMT -5
It's funny that you created this thread yesterday... I was pretty hammered yesterday when I came across this video that happened to premiere on You Tube yesterday. What a strange Coinkydink! Hammer To Fall - Queen;by Brian May, Andreea Munteanu, Andrei Cerbu, Teodor Cusnir, Robert Ciubotaru |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 29, 2020 11:14:01 GMT -5
Hahaaah! The Pink Pussycat Hat was a nice touch. 
And, Yes... I am Hammered! What of it? I'm Sorry.
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 29, 2020 11:36:12 GMT -5
King Leonidas doesn't believe in kneeling. Be like King Leonidas.King Leonidas doesn't like the idea of kneeling
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 29, 2020 12:50:42 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but...
I have had enough of 3 1/2 years of this shit. It's time to take a stand and fight back!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jun 29, 2020 14:05:23 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 30, 2020 12:41:00 GMT -5
If anyone should ever build a statue in my honor, and you high-and-mighty clueless assholes out there decide to ever tear it down... My only wish is that it topples down on top of you and crushes you!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jul 16, 2020 14:19:33 GMT -5
That Bitch !!!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Aug 3, 2020 0:06:54 GMT -5
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Post by OrangeJulius on Aug 3, 2020 0:09:21 GMT -5
That Bitch!!!
Damn though, pasty white complexion, ass and thighs as thick as a day is long.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Aug 6, 2020 18:03:19 GMT -5
You've moved on?
Why the fuck are you attempting to keep tabs on me through a relative?
For a person so concerned about your own privacy you have ZERO concern or consideration for anyone elses, typical.
Inappropriate on so many levels.
I saw my mother today, first time in nearly three years.
On the bright side mom isn't placing my name on the deed. She's transferring the deed to me.
As for the deliciously thick , and Italian to boot...
That Bitch![/font]
It's no secret that I like big girls, and 'authentic' old school Italian bella ragazza to boot?
Foghettabout-it
If I am to believe ANYTHING that she ever told me, her favorite color is blue.
Mine is green.
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For what it's worth, I will adore her forever, I will NEVER trust her.
Additionally, at my age...An understanding that you don't, likely never, will trust each other...Is actually a very cool beginning, provided both parties comprehend precisely what that means.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Aug 6, 2020 18:21:32 GMT -5
Anyone that even remotely knows me.._
Knows I could care less about appearances, what anyone thinks of me.
Oddly enough, someone as frequently as I think...
That Bitch!
In relation to her, endears her more to me.
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As for our Amazon employee associate that drops in from time to time...
The confirmation bias bubble of her own creation, provides me hours of hilarious entertainment per month...
I'm blocked from commentary...Is anyone surprised?...However, on Facebook, likely to their displeasure , I can 'react' to their posts.
Admittedly gives me motivation to 'react' anytime it's genuine.
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As for
That Bitch !
I'm thankful that she didn't in anyway effect my affinity for old school Italians.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 7, 2020 7:48:48 GMT -5
... As for our Amazon employee associate that drops in from time to time... The confirmation bias bubble of her own creation, provides me hours of hilarious entertainment per month... I'm blocked from commentary...Is anyone surprised?...However, on Facebook, likely to their displeasure , I can 'react' to their posts. Admittedly gives me motivation to 'react' anytime it's genuine. ... Are you referring to Bittersweet? Do you really think that she works for Amazon? |
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 7, 2020 11:33:18 GMT -5
Look...
God put me here on Planet Earth for one reason, and one reason only...
Wait...
WTF am I supposed to be doing here again, God??
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 7, 2020 12:02:01 GMT -5
She was a Fast Machine! She kept her motor clean.
She was the Best-Damned Woman that I'd ever seen!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 14, 2020 11:55:52 GMT -5
A word of Advice: Never practice with throwing Ninja Stars and Throwing Knives when you're drunk. Seriously... I just lost a sweet Ninja Star in my backyard. And I paid $10.00 greenbacks for that baby too!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Oct 14, 2020 20:10:03 GMT -5
Don't think of it as lost...
Think of it as most likely making someones day in the future...
10$ is a small price to pay, to make someones day...
Laddy is a poet and didn't even know it.
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