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Post by ROcK! on Jun 10, 2013 12:17:21 GMT -5
10 lines that would be funnier if Samuel L. Jackson had said them... 10. "I see Mutha Fuckin' dead people, Mutha Fucker!"
9. "Mama always said life was like a box of Mutha Fuckin' chocolates. You never what what the Fuck you're gonna get!"
8. "I'm as mad as Mutha Fucking hell and I'm not going to take this shit anymore, Mutha Fucker!!!"
7. "You're gonna need a bigger Mutha Fuckin' boat, Mutha Fucker!"
6. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Mutha Fucking damn! Bitch!"
5. "Here's looking at you, Mutha Fucker!"
4. "Go ahead, make my Mutha Fucking day, Mutha Fucker!"
3. "Soylent Green is Mutha Fuckin' people, Mutha Fucker!"
2. Godammit, Jim! I'm a Mutha Fuckin' Doctor, not a bricklayer, Bitch!"
1. "Use the Mutha Fuckin' Force, Luke!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 10, 2013 13:37:10 GMT -5
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these Mutha' Fuckin' lame threads on this Mutha Fuckin' lame Forum!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 13, 2013 14:08:12 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 17, 2013 8:33:05 GMT -5
Quotes throughout history that would have been funny if Samuel L. Jackson had said them: "I Mutha Fuckin' think therefore I Mutha Fuckin' am."
"You can fool all of the Mutha Fuckin' people some of the time, and some of the Mutha Fuckin' people all of the time, but you can not fool all of the Mutha Fuckers all of the time."
"To be or Mutha Fuckin' not to be: That is the Mutha Fuckin' question."
"Don't ever wrestle with a Mutha Fuckin' Pig cuz' you'll both get dirty but that Mutha Fuckin' Pig will enjoy it."
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your Mutha Fuckin' ears."
"And so my fellow Americans, ask not what your Mutha Fuckin' country can do for you, ask what you Mutha Fuckers can do for your country."
"Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Mutha Fuckin' Eagle has landed."
"The only Mutha Fuckin' thing that we have to fear is Mutha Fuckin' fear itself."
"That which does not Mutha Fuckin' kill us makes us Mutha Fuckin' stronger."
"That is one small step for Man, and one Mutha Fuckin' giant leap for Mankind, Mutha Fuckers."
"A Mutha Fuckin' eye for a Mutha Fuckin' eye makes the Mutha Fuckin' world blind."
"You must be the Mutha Fuckin' change that you wish to see in this Mutha Fuckin' world, Mutha Fuckers!" |
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Jul 24, 2013 12:54:36 GMT -5
Commercials that would have been better if Samuel L. Jackson had done them...
"Sorry Charlie!….. Star Kist doesn’t want mutha fuckin' tuna with good taste….. Star Kist wants tuna that mutha fuckin' tastes good!"
"Time to make the mutha fuckin' donuts!"
"Where’s the mutha fuckin' beef?!"
"You’re going to like the way you look….. I mutha fuckin' guarantee it!"
"Timex. It takes a mutha fuckin' licking and keeps on ticking.”
"I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, we’re a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a mutha fuckin' Pepper, too?!"
"Please don’t squeeze the mutha fuckin' Charmin!"
"Sometimes you feel like a mutha fuckin' nut — sometimes you don’t."
"What would you do for a mutha fuckin' Klondike bar?"
"It’s so easy, a mutha fuckin' caveman could do it."
"Maxwell House. Good to the mutha fuckin' last drop."
"Strong enough for a mutha fuckin' man….. but made for a fuckin' woman."
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a mutha fuckin' sesame seed bun."
"Got milk, Mutha fucka?!"
"Nobody better lay a mutha fuckin' finger on my Butterfinger!"
"Eat Fresh, mutha fucker."
"Silly rabbit. Mutha fuckin' Trix are for kids."
"Mutha fuckin' Roaches check in….. But they don’t fuckin' check out!"
"Just do it, mutha fucker!"
"There's always room for mutha fuckin' Jello!"
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 7, 2013 11:40:37 GMT -5
The Grumpy Cat says... "I'm the Mutha Fuckin' Grumpy Cat, Bitch! Now grump the fuck off!" Coming soon to a theater near you...Grumps on a Plane! Don't miss it. |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 7, 2013 11:43:28 GMT -5
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these mutha fuckin' grumps on this mutha fuckin' plane!" |
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Sept 11, 2013 12:08:48 GMT -5
"I just want to tell you mutha fuckas good luck. We're all counting on you." |
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Sept 11, 2013 12:10:59 GMT -5
"I am mutha fuckin' serious. And don't call me Shirley, Bitch!" |
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Post by Sheriff Buford T. Justice on Sept 13, 2013 12:58:38 GMT -5
Mutha Fuckin' Sheriff Buford T. Justice "You're not getting away from me Bandit! I'll chase you in hot-pursuit to the ends of the mutha fuckin' earth! You Sumbitch!" |
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Post by The Cookie Monsrer on Mar 15, 2014 14:48:52 GMT -5
Me have not had nearly enough of these mutha fuckin' cookies on this mutha fuckin' plane!
SHOW ME THE MUTHA FUCKIN' COOKIES!!!!
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 5, 2017 12:27:45 GMT -5
"What the Fuck?! You never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs, Bitch!"
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 5, 2017 14:54:39 GMT -5
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a Doctor, not your bitch, Bitch!"
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