It's a blessing and a curse.
You know, bittersweet*.
I possess a heightened understanding of body language + an above average judge of character.
So much so, you talk bad about me if front of your dogs I'll know...
Don't ever get intoxicated around me with your intoxicated associates, I'll see those sneaky 'winks and smiles'.
People are stupid, especially when they are over confident and their inhibitions have been relaxed through alcohol.
If you are dumb enough to believe you're snowing a cynic, you likely could not even define what cynical is.
My personal nomination for the worldwide anthem for the 2020'S...
Everybody Knows That The World Is Full Of Stupid People...Jesus Christ ! , in my lifetime, I've been shot at, slashed, taken knives from people, taken loaded firearms from people, lost teeth in fights, been in more fights than I can possibly honestly remember, been active duty military, been to prison, been a resident of the only state facility for the criminally insane in Texas... There are PEOPLE alive today ONLY because they pleaded for Jesus to save them...I've legitimately attempted to snap necks, strangle people to death with my hands following beating them to submission, I've lost teeth in fights, my face alone has been sutured 3 times, and a laceration from a weapon used by an assailant glued shut once.
I have had OMC associates, MOB associates..Free World associates die in prison.
I've awaken to emergency room gurney lights no fewer than 3 times.
I've been lifeflighted over a hundred miles once.
I survived a suicide attempt after eating a 180 Xanax Bars, 10-11 Ambien 10mg IIRC, and 4-6 Seroquel 200MG, and chugged a bottle of Champagne...Praise G-D.
Get a clue, can I be snowed? Sure, anyone can. Highly doubtful though.
I'm nearly 50, I've had people, including family that understood, you have truly done me dirty, you best pray you never encounter me in a dark alley sans any witnesses.
I'm not a badass.
That being said, I will kill without a second thought.
People are stupid. Most haven't a clue that people like me exist.
I'm mean and I am nice.
If I like and trust you, I can be unforgettably nice.
If you wronged me, I don't like you, given opportunity you will not ever have opportunity to forget when I am mean.
People are stupid, this is not a threat.
I'm nearly 50, it's fact.
TLDR, This Scene Sums It Up. To be clear, people that understood that this is true, have both said that I rock and also called me a bad-ass.
I'm not, just to be clear...If you know, have ears, I possess a legit dragon tattooed on my back.
A legit Dragon tattoo.
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Surely this post isn't going to get me any dates.
Honestly, would you accept that date if it did?
I've personally been kissing a woman in bed concerned that a shotgun blast could unexpectedly arrive from unknown assailant shortly, and merely kept kissing them.
I've been a patron at obvious Yakuza bordellos.
I've driven hours, to unknown beforehand destinations in Mexico.
Upon arrival walked into rooms with barred windows and immediately crashed and slept like a baby.
I'm obviously white, and I was a regular at a prison mosque.
For those that know, routinely front row for Salat...Praise G-D
In fact, I was put in charge of the mosque library by the convict Muslim coordinator for that prison unit.
If you don't know what a convict Muslim coordinator is, that is #1 shotcaller for entire Muslim prison population for that prison unit.
Additionally, that prison unit had the historical largest Muslim population ever, while I was there.
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Yes, admittedly my life has had poignant moments, ho-hum moments and I've also had more than my fair share of Hollywood moments.
Thanks to Ayatollah, for providing a place I'm alright with sharing.
Yes, I've feared for my life on Telegraph Rd. after 2AM jogging past a graveyard after a confrontation...Thought I would die that night