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Post by ROcK! on Jun 4, 2018 15:19:28 GMT -5
Have a burning question that you need answered or just looking for some friendly advice?
Ask Jaws!Okay... I'll go first.
Dear Mr. Jaws,
What are your thoughts on the current sociopolitical climate?Owwwww! Sorry I asked!!
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 8, 2018 12:09:26 GMT -5
Okay... So, that question didn't go over very well.
So, then, let me ask you this, Mr. Jaws...
Give us your thoughts on today's state of the music industry.Owwwww! Sorry I asked!!
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 8, 2018 13:08:16 GMT -5
How about your views on modern art?Owwwww! I was only asking! Sheesh!!
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Post by Jaws on Jul 8, 2018 13:09:54 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 6, 2018 10:28:53 GMT -5
Okay... So, that question didn't go over very well either.
So, then, let me ask you this, Mr. Jaws...
9 out of 10 Dentists recommend brushing and flossing two times every day. My question is, how often do you brush and floss?Owwwww! Sorry I asked!! 
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 18, 2018 9:02:15 GMT -5
Okay... So, that was painful.
Alrighty, then, let's change the subject.
Everybody loves ice cream. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Mine is chocolate!Owwwww! That's gonna leave a nasty mark!!
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 22, 2018 15:43:21 GMT -5
Okaaaaay, so... What are your thoughts on professional sports and the National Anthem? Kneel or stand?Owwwww! That really hurts!!
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Post by Jaws on Aug 22, 2018 15:58:32 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 23, 2018 9:42:36 GMT -5
Good Morning, Mr. Jaws!Awww, Hell! Not again!!
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 23, 2018 10:44:33 GMT -5
We really need to stop meeting like this!
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 2, 2018 14:03:13 GMT -5
Good Night, Mr. Jaws! If I don't see you tomorrow, have a nice Labor Day! Okay? Awww, Hell! Not again?!!
OOoooUuuuCcccHhhh!! 
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 6, 2018 8:28:30 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Jaws... Wow, a lot has certainly been going on in the news lately. What do you think about Nike hiring Colin Kaepernick to be the face of their new 30th anniversary "Just Do It" ad campaign? What about the proceedings for Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation hearings? What a big drama show that is turning out to be! And lastly, what are your thoughts on this whole New York Times anonymous Op-Ed who claims to be a Senior Administration Official who says that they are working behind the scenes in order to undermine the Trump Presidency?OWWWWWWW!! Okay, Okay! I was only asking! Sheesh! No need to bite my head off!
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Post by Roman85 on Sept 7, 2018 21:08:03 GMT -5
Man, if you find yourself in the jaws of a shark like that....you are fubar BIG TIME!!!
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 8, 2018 7:05:53 GMT -5
Who, Jaws? Nawww! He acts tough but deep down inside he's just a big ol' softy! Okay, Okay! I take it back! Geez! Now... Down, boy. Down!
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Post by Quint on Sept 9, 2018 10:18:45 GMT -5
 ♫♪ Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again. ♫♪Farewell and Adieu to you fair Spanish Ladies.
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 20, 2018 10:34:11 GMT -5
Well, Summer's almost over, Mr. Jaws. Time for me to head south for the Winter. We sure had ourselves some good times here together over the months though, didn't we? Take care now and I hope to see you again next Summer.  OWWWWW! Take it easy, you big lug! Down, boy, down! Awww, I'm gonna miss you too, buddy.
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Post by Jaws on Jun 10, 2019 12:04:35 GMT -5
I'm Back! Did you all miss me?
Awww... I know that you did.
Now C'mere, you! Pucker up and give your ol' pal Jaws a big, sloppy, kiss! *Smooches!
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 11, 2019 9:09:55 GMT -5
Jaws! You're back! Of course we've missed you. What would summer be like without a crazed, bloodthirsty killer shark stalking and trying to eat us? But, sorry guy, there'll be no kisses from me, dude. I only save those for special occasions, such as Sweetest Day, Valentines' Day, and pretty ladies.YIKES!! Don't take it so personally, dude! You know that we still love you. Now back off before I have to call Sheriff Brody on you!
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 11, 2019 10:34:02 GMT -5
North Carolina Surfer Suffers Shark Attack, Tells Brother: 'Yo, I Got Bit By A Shark!' "According to ABC11, a shark of unspecified species bit 19-year-old Austin Reed as he surfed with his brothers at Ocean Isle Beach.
Reed was taken to New Hanover Hospital in Wilmington for surgery on his foot and is expected to make a full recovery.
"He said 'Yo, I got bit by a shark!'," his brother Ethan Reed told ABC11.
"And Austin is one to goof around a lot—so Tyler thought he was just kidding. And he looked at his foot and realized he wasn't, so they got on Tyler's board and he brought him in."
Earlier in June, a teenage girl lost a leg and some fingers in another North Carolina shark attack.
The 17-year-old, Paige Winter, was swimming at a beach close to Fort Macon State Park when the shark attacked.
Her father punched the shark in the face several times before it let go, leaving her with deep lacerations to her leg, pelvis, and hands.
"Everyone started screaming, and I looked to my left and they were rushing towards this little girl," a witness, Lacy Whorton, told WRAL-TV.
"It looked like she was belly crawling on the beach and officials were running towards her and whistles were blowing. Everyone was screaming and they quickly got...out of the water."
In May, a terrifying viral video captured from above showed a shark trailing a woman for more than a minute as she swam unaware in the water at Panama City Beach, Florida.
The footage, filmed from a balcony overlooking the water, shows the woman swimming quickly back to shore once she hears the frantic warning calls from others at the beach.
Stan Battles, who shot the video on his phone, went down to the beach to show the woman what had just happened.
"She was just like, 'I think I'm done with the ocean'," Battles told The Panama City News Herald.
During the same month, an unnamed 65-year-old California man died when a shark attacked him off the coast of Maui, Hawaii.
"They pulled the man up. He looked unconscious when they transferred him to the gurney," witness Alison Keller told Hawaii News Now.
"And we could see that they were trying to do CPR on him. As we got closer, I saw some blood on his stomach and then I got looking a little bit more and his wrist, it looked like the skin on his wrist was just torn off.
"I got looking closer and his entire left leg from his knee down was just missing. There was no blood or anything." |
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Post by Jaws on Aug 6, 2019 10:12:01 GMT -5
I'm Hungry! What's for Lunch?!
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 6, 2019 10:25:20 GMT -5
Hello there, Mr. Jaws! Well, today we have a very lovely, tantalizing and appeti8zing French Cuisine just waiting here for you to take a bite out of.
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Post by Jaws on Aug 6, 2019 10:34:24 GMT -5
What the...?! What the heck am I supposed to do with that?
Now stop teasing and get in mah Belly!
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 7, 2019 10:36:21 GMT -5
OWWWWWWW!! Okay, Okay! Settle down! That really Hurts, Y'know?! Alright then... Here, you can have my big, yummy, juicy cheeseburger instead. Happy now? 
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Post by nosferatu on Aug 7, 2019 19:41:06 GMT -5
Not too long ago in the local San Francisco paper they released a list of recent unusual great white sightings.
According to the paper, not to worry, they were juvenile sharks going on to explain that it is the adult sharks that eat mammals.
I doubt many were comforted by the newspapers assertion.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 8, 2019 8:18:32 GMT -5
I hear that! Just the other day I heard a story on the radio about a guy who received lacerations on his foot from a juvenile shark attack. He had to get it stitched up of course. I do not care if they're just baby sharks, they can still do some serious damage, especially if they are swimming in a pack and get into a feeding frenzy. This is the Summer of the Shark! It seems like at least once a week I am hearing a report of people being attacked by a shark. That's why I would never go swimming or surfing in waters where sharks have been sighted.
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 8, 2019 10:09:02 GMT -5
Even a reinforced steel cage will not help protect you from these bloodthirsty beasts from under the sea! Luckily, this guy somehow miraculously survived unscathed from a shark attack.Great White Shark Breaks Into Diver's Cage [CAUGHT ON TAPE]
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 11, 2019 8:03:31 GMT -5
"Whenever you're afraid to swim out in the ocean, just remember, your statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than by a Shark." |
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Post by Jaws on Aug 13, 2019 8:19:46 GMT -5
♪♫ Under the Sea! Under the Sea! Everything's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me. Now get in mah belly, Dammit! |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 21, 2021 11:05:15 GMT -5
Y'know... It's the last day of Summer, and we haven't heard from Jaws yet. I hope that he is okay? Wherever he is, I hope that he's doing alright?
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 21, 2021 11:17:36 GMT -5
Uh, Oh! Look Out! I'd recognize that ominous music any where!Jaws Theme Song
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