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Post by ROcK! on Jun 6, 2014 12:56:20 GMT -5
*PFFFFTTT!!* "Oh, geez!! *COUGH* Houston, we have a problem! *CHOKE*"
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 10, 2014 12:32:46 GMT -5
*BLOORCH!* "Oh, geez!! Houston, we have another problem! That tube of chili that I ate for lunch didn't stay down so well. Abort mission! ABORT MISSION!!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 11, 2014 17:01:15 GMT -5
What's that you say, ground control? Your signal is breaking up again. Something about moon rocks, I think? Awww, hell. Fuck it. Let's go do some lunar golfing, guys!! |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 12, 2014 11:51:59 GMT -5
 [/font] ♫♪ "Under the sea. Under the sea. Darlin' it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me...!!" ♪♫ |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 12, 2014 12:16:02 GMT -5
Jaws: ♪♫ "They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. But when you're walkin' down that street, and you ain't had enough to eat. The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere!" ♪♫ Sheriff Brody: "Oh, Geez! Now he's singing show tunes. I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna jump ship!" |
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Jan 9, 2017 17:28:39 GMT -5
 TOILET BRUSH? My hair does NOT look like a damn TOILET BRUSH!!! |
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Feb 14, 2017 19:35:34 GMT -5
 HGNNNNNNT! DANGIT, I hope that F'ing FIBER starts working soon!!! |
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Feb 15, 2017 11:15:26 GMT -5
 Jeez, dude, I knew you were kinda fond of me, but I didn't know you liked me THAT much! Criminy, will somebody PLEASE get me a towel? And make it FAST! |
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Post by Guppy on Feb 15, 2017 14:14:35 GMT -5
I really miss Jaws!
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Post by Jaws on Mar 2, 2017 13:19:23 GMT -5
I'm Back! Did you miss me?
I know that you did.
Now C'mere, baby, and give me a big ol' sloppy wet kiss!
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 7, 2017 12:43:27 GMT -5
"Where's the fuckin' beef, Bitch!"
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Post by Bub the Zombie on Mar 8, 2017 13:57:58 GMT -5
Does this look infected to you? |
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Post by Clara Peller on Mar 8, 2017 17:27:58 GMT -5
♪♫ "I just called to say I love you! I just called to say how much I care!" ♪♫
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Post by Clara Peller on Mar 9, 2017 13:33:33 GMT -5
♪♫ "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe?" ♪♫ |
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Post by ROcK! on Mar 9, 2017 13:37:38 GMT -5
Admiral Ackbar golfing:
"It's a Sand Trap!"
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Post by Mr. Mucus on Mar 10, 2017 9:41:41 GMT -5
Hey, Ladies... Check out these guns!
Now, now, don't fight. There's plenty of Mr. Mucus to go around for everyone!
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on May 20, 2017 22:49:25 GMT -5
Wait...he just finished sticking his fingers WHERE? Uh...anybody got any hand sanitizer?
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Post by Jaws on May 24, 2017 13:27:38 GMT -5
♫♪ "Come with me, my love. To the sea, the sea of love. I wanna' tell you how much I love you!" ♪♫ *CHOMP!! |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 5, 2017 13:35:07 GMT -5
1st Punk: Hey, guys... My balls itch!
2nd Punk: So what the fuck are we supposed to do about it?! Shut Up!
3rd Punk: I think I'm gonna barf?!
4th Punk: I like Turtles!
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 5, 2017 13:40:48 GMT -5
1st Punk: Seriously, they itch like a Son-of-a-Bitch!
2nd Punk: That's what you get for fucking a Donkey in Tijuana, Dumbass!
3rd Punk: Really... I think I'm gonna barf?!
4th Punk: Seriously... Turtles fuckin' Rule!
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Post by Jaws on Nov 27, 2017 10:10:48 GMT -5
Me so Hungry!
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