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Post by ROcK! on Jul 1, 2013 14:48:47 GMT -5
"Today's episode is brought to you by the word 'Lawsuit'. Can you spell the word Lawsuit, kids?" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 4, 2013 13:07:16 GMT -5
"Fireworks?! Who needs fireworks? I am a Monsta' Freakin', Fire-Breathing Pyrotechnics Machine, Brutha! I also do a pretty mean barbecue." Happy 4th of July, Everyone! |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 6, 2013 11:40:00 GMT -5
"It's not officially summer until the Hoff shows up and says that it's summer! IT'S SUMMER! It's also not officially the World's Worst anything until I make an appearance. YOW! Hey, baby, how about you and I go sneak off to the bay together and make the dock rock? It'll just be our little secret. What do you say?" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 12, 2013 12:55:54 GMT -5
"Did somebody mention Summer? Hello Ladies and germs! It is I, Notch Johnson, and my team of highly proficient and skilled Lifeguards here to keep an eye on things at Malibu Adjacent. Don't let my good looks fool you, I am the best that there is when it comes to portraying a lifeguard on TV, outside of my hero, David Hasselhoff, that is. So have no fear, Notch is here!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 12, 2013 14:00:58 GMT -5
Jaws: "Oh, God, I don't know how to swim! I'm drowning! Quick, somebody save me!" Sheriff Brody: "Oh, sure, like we're really gonna' fall for THAT one." |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 15, 2013 11:27:18 GMT -5
Jaws: Uh, I, uhhh...what I actually meant to say is, I've got a terrible cramp in my tailfin. OW! Yeah, that's it. I just knew that I shouldn't have swam so soon after having eaten those surfers! Somebody help me! PLEASE!" Matt Hooper: "Oh, Geez! He sounds like he really could be in trouble this time. D'OH! What am I saying?! Not so fast! You almost had me there for a second there, Mr. Shark. Very clever." [/b][/center] |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 18, 2013 12:04:46 GMT -5
Blinky: "Not again! That stupid little round yellow jerk is back and he's eating up all the dots that we worked so hard to lay out in the maze this morning!" Inky: "Hey, here's an idea. Why don't we just lock up all the dots in a safe somewhere? Problem solved." Blinky: "What the...?! Because it's been a tradition for years now, that's why! We always lay the dots out single file in the maze. That's how it's always been and that's how it will always be. Now somebody help me stop this joker!" Ghost Monsters: "GROAN! Here we go again. Being a Ghost Monster Sucks!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 23, 2013 14:25:50 GMT -5
Sheriff Linda Esquivel: "I want to know what you plan on doing about that damn dome!" "Big Jim" Rennie: "Whoa, now wait just a second here! If that is some kind of wisecrack about my head then let me tell you, sister, you are way out of line!" Sheriff Linda Esquivel: "No! Idiot! I'm talking about the gigantic impenetrable invisible barrier that is surrounding our town. Remember?!" "Big Jim" Rennie: "D'OH! THAT dome! Heh! My bad. Nevermind." |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 24, 2013 13:46:42 GMT -5
Larry King: "Yo, yo, yo, boyeeeee! My name is Larry. That rhymes with cherry. I got more limericks than your momma's legs got hairy! Word up! You just got old-skooled, suckah!" Snoop Dogg: "Don't quit your night job, Larry. Seriously." |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 24, 2013 20:08:49 GMT -5
It's 3am and Geraldo is drunk... "♫ I'm too sexy for my shirt, too shexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts!♫ Woo hoo! Whaaa...?! I am not drunk! I only had two little drinky poos is all...Hey, Ladies. 70 is the new 50. Thas right. Oh, gawd, I think I'm gonna puke...!!!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 25, 2013 11:21:04 GMT -5
Larry King: "Wassup, sucker MCs?! I am the radio host, with the most. My lethal rhymes will dust you just like a ghost. Here's the latest news for this evening; my rhymes float like a butterfly and I B-boy with a sting! Word to your mother, Yo!" Snoop Dogg: "What kinds of meds are you on, Larry? I want some of that shit, whatever it is?!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 26, 2013 12:18:21 GMT -5
Paul Stanley: "I want to Rock and Roll all night, and party everyday! Whoo!" Peter Criss: "Actually, I'm getting kinda bored of Rock N Roll. I want to play some Jazz music for a change. Whaddaya say, guys?" [/b][/center] Gene Simmons: "To be honest, I am tired of music altogether. How about we try our hands at making motion pictures? I have way too much talent to just waste it all on music!" [/b][/center] Ace Frehley: "Just as long as we don't try doing Disco or Pop Music! That would be the ultimate sellout!!!!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 26, 2013 13:19:00 GMT -5
Paul Stanley: "HEY! Who keeps not putting the caps back on the makeup tubes after they're finished using them? C'mon, guys, your mother doesn't work here!" Peter Criss: "What I wanna know is who keeps stealing my donuts and chocolate milk? Not cool, guys. I need my donuts!" [/b][/center] Gene Simmons: "Ugh, my crotch is getting really sweaty, itchy and uncomfortable in this hot get-up. Do any of you guys have any Tinactin or Lotrimin?!" [/b][/center] Ace Frehley: "Now you know why I always show up for rehearsals and shows drunk off my ass!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 28, 2013 10:22:37 GMT -5
Darth Vader: "Ehhh, forget ruling the galaxy. Who needs it anyway? You know what I have always wanted to do? Open up my very own donut shop. That's right. I can see it now; 'Vader's Donuts: You won't have to "Force" these donuts into your mouth! The Yumminess is strong with Vader's Donuts!' -- So, whaddaya think? Are you in?" Luke: "NOOOOOOO!" [/b][/color][/center] |
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Post by Go Home Dad Youre Drunk on Jul 30, 2013 8:18:24 GMT -5
Is that Geraldo Rivera?
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 30, 2013 11:32:02 GMT -5
Yep, that is Geraldo, the one and only. He took that selfie one late night recently while drunk. Heh.
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 31, 2013 12:23:27 GMT -5
Darth Vader: ♫"Keep On With The Force Don't Stop, Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough. Keep On With The Force Don't Stop, Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough. Keep On With The Force Don't Stop, Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough. Keep On With The Force Don't Stop, Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough!"♫
Luke: [/b] ♫"Lovely Is The Feeling Now, I Won't Be Complanin', Ooh Ooh! The Force Is Love Power! YOW!"♫[/center] |
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 6, 2013 18:00:40 GMT -5
Paul Stanley: Hey, Guys...I've got a great idea for a new song. It's titled 'Detroit Music City'. It goes a little something like this; ♫ Get up, everybody's gonna move their feet, get down everybody's gonna leave their seat. You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Music City♫. Whattaya think, Fellas?" Peter Criss: "Hmmmm? Not bad, not bad, but it needs a little work. How about Detroit Song City, instead? Or, Detroit Concert City?" [/b][/center] Gene Simmons: "I've got it! We'll call it, Detroit Sound City. Or how about, Detroit Rhythm City? No, wait, even better still, Detroit Ditty City! YES! That's it!" Ace Frehley: "Oh brother. Time to hit the bottle again!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 19, 2013 9:23:32 GMT -5
It's 3am and Geraldo is drunk again... "♫ I'm lookin' at the shexy man in the mirror. I'm asking him not to change his sexxxy ways...yeah, baby♫. Geraldo, you still got it, you manly beast you! I can't wait to text these images to Maury and Oprah. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on Fox News, sexy reporter Geraldo reports on his shexiness, YOW! Oh, no...I think I'm going to be sick again...Bloooorrrcchhh!" [/font |
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 19, 2013 13:51:14 GMT -5
Paul Stanley: "Hey, Guys...I have another great idea for another new song. It's titled 'Calling Dr. Sex'. It goes a little something like this...'♫ They call me, Dr Sex. I am the Doctor of Sex. I got the cure you're thinking of...♫!' Well whattaya think, Fellas?" Peter Criss: "Hmmmm? Not bad, not bad, but it needs a little work. How about titling it, Calling Dr. Fun, or Calling Dr. Hanky Panky instead?" [/b][/center] Gene Simmons: "I've got it! We'll title it, Calling Dr. Screw. Or how about, Calling Dr. Party? No, wait, even better still, Calling Dr. Boink! YES! That's it! I am a genius!" Ace Frehley: "Somebody, anybody, just put me out of my misery now, PLEASE!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 19, 2013 14:31:07 GMT -5
Jaws: "Did you know that sharks are an endangered species? It's true! But there is something that you can do to help to prevent it; GET IN MAH BELLY!" Quint: "Aye! Well, if anything, you've certainly got to admire his tenacity. He is a crafty little devil, that one is, that's fer sure!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Aug 29, 2013 12:46:45 GMT -5
The Grumpy Cat says... "Holy shit! Enough already! For crying out loud! I'm a fucking cat and I'm grumpy. So What?! You dumb fucks act like you've never seen a fucking grumpy cat before?! Get a freaking life!" |
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Post by Sheriff Buford T. Justice on Sept 7, 2013 13:31:38 GMT -5
"Oh my god! A hideous gigantic flying penis is invading the country. Everybody take shelter!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 7, 2013 15:30:13 GMT -5
Jaws: "Aw, summer has finally come to an end. Y'know, I'm really going to miss you fellas and all of the fun times that we've had together over these last few months. There's only one other thing left to do to end this perfectly wonderful summer on a high note and that is for you three to GET IN MAH BELLY, DAMMIT!" |
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Post by Shark Buddy on Sept 8, 2013 10:35:00 GMT -5
Time to swim to Australia ... Endless Summer, Whoot Whoot, Holla
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 8, 2013 16:49:23 GMT -5
What your Mom would say if she knew that you were visiting this forum: "I swear! If you kids do not straighten up and start behaving yourselves and stop wasting so much damn time on that awful World's Worst Ever Discussion site then I will ground you for an entire week! Why can't you just be good and visit the porn sites like most normal people do?!" |
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Post by Sheriff Buford T. Justice on Sept 14, 2013 9:30:01 GMT -5
"Ooh, look at me. I think I'm so cool because I have this fast Trans Am and a fancy mustache, and all the girls love me cuz' I'm so cute and the guys are all so jealous of me and my car and my stupid little snarky 'Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha' laugh!" "You just wait, Bandit. One of these days I will catch you and lock you up and throw away the key! You betcha ass, boy!" |
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Post by Frankensteins Monster on Sept 29, 2013 5:21:10 GMT -5
Okay, this is the thread where we post pictures and create captions for them, and others are free to create captions for them as well. Ready, Set...GO!GggRrrAaaAwWwwrrR!!!!!
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Post by Q Bert on Feb 8, 2014 13:49:13 GMT -5
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Post by Jaws on Apr 21, 2014 12:32:20 GMT -5
 [/font] "Hi, guys! Summertime is approaching and I'M BACK! Did you miss me?! Cuz' I sure missed you. Now c'mere and gimme a BIG smooch!!" |
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