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Post by ROcK! on Mar 28, 2013 13:04:07 GMT -5
Okay, this is the thread where we post pictures and create captions for them, and others are free to create captions for them as well. Ready, Set...GO!"It looks like we have some golden showers in the forecast for this afternoon followed by large balls of hail in some areas."
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Post by OrangeJulius on Apr 1, 2013 14:35:22 GMT -5
"Well I'm ever upper-class
high society.God's gift to
ballroomnotoriety. And I
always fill my ballroom. The
event is never small. The
social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all."
"I've got big balls."
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 1, 2013 19:44:06 GMT -5
"I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, GET IN MAH BELLY!" - Jaws
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 6, 2013 6:20:00 GMT -5
The Grumpy Cat says... "I used to be such a happy and gay little kitty, until the day that I visited The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever!" |
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Post by OrangeJulius on Apr 6, 2013 14:15:49 GMT -5
The Grumpy Cat says... [/font] "Thank you for rescuing me. Don't bother me, I have CPTSD from my whole william experience. You were never there M'AANnnnnn" |
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 7, 2013 10:00:02 GMT -5
Hey, Tim...Most people reading this thread aren't going to know who the William is that you are referring to here. But, I have to admit, that joke did make me giggle. Even William would crack a smile at that one, I think.
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 16, 2013 19:54:01 GMT -5
"We will, we will, Spock You!" |
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Post by OrangeJulius on Apr 17, 2013 1:20:49 GMT -5
"We are so hip, our drummer is GAY" |
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Post by God Damn IT on Apr 19, 2013 4:17:17 GMT -5
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Post by Captcha this on Apr 19, 2013 5:58:48 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 25, 2013 21:06:56 GMT -5
"Dude, Like I am so wasted right now! Let me hit that again. Best Spring Break EVER!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 29, 2013 20:52:19 GMT -5
"What's that you ask? Do I have a light? Why sure I do, buddy...a one, a two, and a three .....Get ready cuz' here it comes!" |
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Post by OrangeJulius on Apr 29, 2013 23:31:17 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 30, 2013 12:04:39 GMT -5
"Hello?! Can you hear me now? Testing, one two, three...Is this mike on?!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 30, 2013 12:10:50 GMT -5
"I just feel that my acting abilities are being underutilized is all. Now, in the next scene when Rodan comes flying over the volcano, if I could maybe just throw in a few lines from Shakespeare I'm sure that the audience would be receptive to that. C'mon, all I'm asking for is a little more to work with here. |
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 30, 2013 12:59:01 GMT -5
"Okay, so, I ate a few swimmers, and I wrecked your boat in a mad frenzy. Is that any reason to be so antagonistic? I'm a fricking giant shark, that's what I do. Now, GET IN MAH BELLY, DAMMIT!"
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Post by ROcK! on Apr 30, 2013 13:08:45 GMT -5
The Grumpy Cat says... "Mrrrowwwrrrr! If he calls me his 'Precious Little Kitty' one more time I swear I'll take a dump in his favorite slippers!" |
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Post by ROcK! on May 7, 2013 18:48:01 GMT -5
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before; A Priest, A Rabbi and King Ghidorah go into a Bar..." |
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Post by ROcK! on May 7, 2013 18:50:41 GMT -5
"Alright, which one of you jerks peed in the pool again? Not cool, Dude!" |
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Post by ROcK! on May 9, 2013 13:00:32 GMT -5
"I swear officer, all I had to drink today were two Kool-Aids and a chocolate milk." |
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Ive seen him before
Guest
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Post by Ive seen him before on May 14, 2013 4:26:27 GMT -5
He looks familiar....
Aha, I knew it.
Have a geez...
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Post by ROcK! on May 23, 2013 17:09:14 GMT -5
"The last straw was when I caught her in bed with that damned Barney the Purple Dinosaur. I finally put my foot down and said, "'That is it! Get the hell out, and take your goddamned mother with you!" So now it's just been pretty much just me and little Godzookey stomping around the islands together." |
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Post by ROcK! on May 30, 2013 17:03:13 GMT -5
"OW! Hey, baby, shake that thing! Hoooo, Mama, you look so fine I want to ride you like a Show Pony!" |
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Post by ROcK! on May 30, 2013 17:23:15 GMT -5
"Okay, wait...don't jump, Luke. I realize now that what I did was totally uncalled for; me killing all of those innocent people, and also hacking off your hand like that. I know that I am a very bad man who is despised, feared and hated throughout the galaxy. But I want to change all of that...really. Just let me blow up the planet with all those damn Ewoks on it, and kill that freaking Jar Jar Binks first, and then I'll turn over a new leaf, I promise!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 3, 2013 11:47:47 GMT -5
Darth Vader: "Luke!" *Luke-Luke- Luke...* "Wow, it's like an echo chamber in here...Great acoustics!" *Acoustics-Acoustics-Acoustics...* "Mi, mi, mi...Figaro!" *Figaro-Figaro-Figaro...* "Ahem... ♫Ohhhhhh, Camptown ladies sing this song, Doo-dah! Doo-dah! Camptown racetrack's five miles long. Oh! Doo-dah day!♫"
Luke: "NOOOOOOO!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 11, 2013 12:23:11 GMT -5
Man: "I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the skkkkyyyyyyeeeee!!!" Bird: "Hey, somebody tell Dopey to stick a cork in it already. It was funny the first couple of times but enough is enough already. He's driving me NUTS!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 12, 2013 11:29:47 GMT -5
Man: "I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my arms tired. Hyuk! I got a million of 'em, folks!" Bird: "Groan! Seriously, fellas, I can't take this Cornball anymore. He's just not funny. I'm outta here! See ya'." |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 18, 2013 12:59:51 GMT -5
Jaws: "Marco!" Men: "Polo!" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jun 18, 2013 13:51:23 GMT -5
"I actually auditioned for the role of the scientist but Director Ishiro Honda wasn't having any of that. Yeah, typecasting sucks -- but a monster's gotta make a living, right?" |
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 1, 2013 12:23:37 GMT -5
"OW! Somebody help me, quick! He's got his hand shoved straight up my ASS!" |
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