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Post by ROcK! on Jan 7, 2018 11:31:58 GMT -5
Post some things here that you are ashamed to admit to, but you still did anyway! C'mon, it'll be fun!I once peed in an empty water bottle because someone was hogging up the restroom.
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 8, 2018 13:33:55 GMT -5
Oh... Come on, you big sissies! I know that you have done some shameful things in the past! So, let's hear about them!
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Jan 10, 2018 14:17:19 GMT -5
Well, it may not measure up to peeing in an empty water bottle (hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do!), but one thing I'm kinda ashamed to admit to...I watch "The Berenstain Bears". (Oh, come on everybody, quit giggling...you asked!) 
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 10, 2018 15:00:13 GMT -5
NO0o0ooO0Ooo! Say it ain't so, Star! Next thing you will tell us is that you also like chewing on Gummi Bears too! 
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Jan 10, 2018 15:12:07 GMT -5
Heh heh, funny you should mention that...a friend actually gave me a little bag of black cherry-flavored Gummi Bears for Christmas! 
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 10, 2018 15:32:31 GMT -5
That's Awesome! Just don't forget to save any green ones for me... Okay?! 
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 1:51:40 GMT -5
Oh, cool I can spend AWHILE in this THREAD!!!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 1:53:44 GMT -5
Tomorrow I can post how I have actually been to San Francisco.
Shut Up.
Hey, why is everybody giggling?
I am going to San Francisco Veterans Administration Tomorrow.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 1:55:14 GMT -5
I have drank my own urine from a water bottle..
Not ashamed of it.
It is a useful, valid technique in the desert,forest, jungle, mountains, ocean, even the artic !!!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:00:22 GMT -5
I like Miley Cyrus.
I like, like .
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:00:59 GMT -5
I still think Lena Dunham is Hot !!!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:02:17 GMT -5
I ate a live rat once, whole ... For a dollar..
Chugged it with a cold Budweiser.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:08:08 GMT -5
I once killed a gopher by cleaving the top of it's skull with a garden hoe .. I panicked, dowsed it with lighter fluid and set it on fire.
I was trying to put it out of it's misery after watching my dogs toy with it a bit, they kept grabbing it and throwing it into the air.
I was out of .22 shells.
Back story, a gopher bit me once and held on while I ran an entire block home screaming, dropping in my front yard..
Lucky for me, animal control was able to get it.. So no mandatory rabies shots for me.
Payback, blowback is a bitch!!!
Sorry, Mr. Gopher
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:10:32 GMT -5
I stole a fuckton of car stereos in my youth.
A few cars too
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:12:12 GMT -5
I have been in more fistfights ,bitten by more dogs,been in more car accidents and hit by more cars than I can honestly recall.
Had more stitches placed in my body too..I could likely accurately tabulate that given a few minutes.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:13:49 GMT -5
I have cheated on a girlfriend before.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:14:57 GMT -5
I have killed more than I needed to in my life.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:17:29 GMT -5
I once, thankfully, unsuccessfully attempted to snap a mans neck with my hands before.
I now completely know where my technique was lacking, an additional element.. Thankfully I did not know "Shake and Break" at the time.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:19:46 GMT -5
I have had a locked and loaded carbine and drawn a bead on an adult man with intent to fire.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:21:41 GMT -5
I have practiced independent satantic rituals.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 16, 2018 2:23:12 GMT -5
Hi, is your daughter home?
...
I'll return later, that is quite a bit for most anyone to digest, I suppose..
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Post by ROcK! on Jan 16, 2018 12:04:47 GMT -5
Okay, Tim, you can stop now. You're starting to scare me.  
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 0:44:53 GMT -5
But wait, there's more
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 0:54:48 GMT -5
I went to San Francisco today.
Place is fucking awesome.
You could just go..pick any random lunatic and watch them from a safe distance for hours.
They are all over the city.
I couldn't get a photo or video of the one randomly rolling around in the middle of a street..I was on a bus at the time.
San Francisco is fun..
Cool buildings..
Holy shit..shops for deep deep wallets everywhere..
Cool architecture
Near interesting looking people everywhere
And holy mother of God..
If I were single..
Jeesh, attractive women everywhere !!
And uh metrosexuals all over the place if you are into that..
I was really quite surprised and blindsided by how attractive all the girls were..
But,I also have a reason for heightened testosterone, libido and reason but only to glance and acknowledge their presence.
Who Knew?
San Francisco
A Straight Gentleman's Paradise
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And, and, I live quite a short distance away..
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 0:58:33 GMT -5
I have been in the United States Armed Forces.
I have been to Prison.
I have been in no fewer than three State Hospitals...to include the ONLY maximum security State Hospital in Texas.
How's that for a resume?
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 1:03:24 GMT -5
I have a very peculiar, eccentric thing with words..
Using the word coward incorrectly really ticks me off!
I prefer not to throw the words friend or love around, or use them lightly, EVER.
I pride myself on my Honesty.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 1:05:39 GMT -5
I enjoy a good practical joke.
Especially one that requires elaborate planning and involves a conspiracy/cooperation to pull it off.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 1:07:56 GMT -5
I would give anyone that I care about the shirt off my back,my last Apple when presently hungry and the last squares of toilet tissue even if we were in stalls side by side and I presently had diarrhea..
So, goes without saying ,that I would readily take a bullet for any of them too.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 1:10:41 GMT -5
I am a good person, a nice guy..
Until I am not.
And I truthfully believe that Almighty God currently supports my choices and supports the above equation/mandate.
Quite, a sweet realization to have!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 17, 2018 1:19:02 GMT -5
Oh, and Ayatollah is my Friend.
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