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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:27:08 GMT -5
Houston, we have a [Blank]!
Please fill in the blank.
Lol! Just thought that I'd save some of these old posts of mine from a thread that I created over on the Amazon Fun Forum years ago before Amazon deletes them forever.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:28:00 GMT -5
Houston, we have a short little ugly guy here, looks just like a walking turd with a glowing finger who keeps repeating, "E.T. phone home!". Please advise.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:30:21 GMT -5
Houston, we have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:31:44 GMT -5
Houston, we have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Austin Powers - Sharks with lasers
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:32:35 GMT -5
Houston, we have two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. All we need now is some fries and a shake to make this order complete.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:33:24 GMT -5
Houston, enough is enough! We have had it up to here with these mother fawking snakes on this mother fawking mission!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:34:05 GMT -5
Houston, we have a five letter word on our crossword puzzle conundrum here that describes a male sexual organ and that starts with the letter P. Please advise.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:35:37 GMT -5
Houston, that's the trouble with Tribbles. They're always getting into trouble.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:36:18 GMT -5
Houston, we have got to stop meeting like this!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:36:55 GMT -5
Not tonight, Houston. We have a headache.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:38:07 GMT -5
Houston Is Hot Tonight - Iggy Pop |
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:39:02 GMT -5
Houston, we have this friend who isn't gay but is having these lewd thoughts of experimenting with some of the other crew members. The problem is that the other crew members act like he doesn't even exist. Please advise.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:40:08 GMT -5
Houston, All your base are belong to us!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:41:39 GMT -5
Houston, We are being held for ransom by a band of devious Moon Men who are demanding for our safe release the following items:
A hundred pizzas
a few cases of premium booze
a couple cases of fine cigars
a box of adult magazines
two cases of potato chips
a couple cases of Twinkies
...Oh, and a few 12 packs of Coke and Pepsi!
Please send supplies on the next launch soon or we may never see our families ever again, Houston!
*After transmission ends* "Guys, I think they bought the story!"
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:42:55 GMT -5
Hey, Houston...we got your moon right here!
*Astronauts stick their butts up against the space shuttle window.*
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:44:25 GMT -5
Elwood: Houston, it's 238,900 miles to the Moon. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:46:15 GMT -5
Astronaut: Houston, as it turns out, the Moon really IS made out of cheese! Glorious, wonderful, yummy CHEESE!! Munch! Gobble! Munch!
Other Astronaut: Oh, No! Guys, he's flipping out and hallucinating again! His space madness is getting worse. Somebody help me restrain him, quick!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:47:07 GMT -5
Houston, you have a little something on the corner of your lips. No, the other corner!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:47:53 GMT -5
Houston, we have the lights turned down low, some candles burning, a bottle of wine, and some Al Green tunes playing on the stereo. Now all that we need is you, baby!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:48:38 GMT -5
Hey, Houston, pull my finger.
Pfffffftttt!!
Hahah! You always fall for that gag everytime, Houston.
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:51:09 GMT -5
Houston, we have a [Garbled message] headed straight for [Garbled message]! You had better start getting prepared for [Garbled] soon!!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:52:58 GMT -5
A Valley Girl on the Moon:
Oh mah God! Like, the Moon is so totally gnarly and radical and stuff! It's like totally Bitchin', Houston!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:53:51 GMT -5
A Pirate on the Moon:
Ahoy there, me Houston Mateys! Shiver me timbers! Yo, Ho, Ho and a bottle of Tang!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:55:43 GMT -5
A Hip Hopper on the Moon:
Yo, Houston, Dawg...the Moon be off the hook and tight, you hear what I'm sayin'? This sh!+ is for real, dawg. Fo' sheezy! Holla back at ya' boys!
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 4, 2017 14:56:38 GMT -5
An Englishman on the Moon:
Dear, Houston, old chaps. Jolly good Moon show! Indeed. Simply splendid. I daresay though that it is time for some tea and crumpets now. Pip, pip, cheerio and all that rot. Good day to you, sirs.
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Beavis and Butt-Head
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Post by Beavis and Butt-Head on Jan 13, 2018 10:46:05 GMT -5
Butt-Head: Uh... Houston, we have a Big Penis! Heh!Beavis: Huh! Good one, Butt-Head! Huhhuuh!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 18, 2018 3:31:08 GMT -5
HoustonGoodnight
Elvis has left the building!!!
Thanks for the memories Houston...Smell ya later.
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President Donald J. Trump
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Post by President Donald J. Trump on Jan 18, 2018 14:22:01 GMT -5
Houston, we have a rigged system! But, regardless of all that... we will still continue on and make America great again!
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Post by Wilford Brimley on Jan 20, 2018 13:16:23 GMT -5
"Houston... If you're on a low-fat, low-cholesterol diet, add Quaker Oatmeal to it! It's the right thing to do."
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jan 20, 2018 23:55:11 GMT -5
Die A Beat Us
Will Fred !!!
Have a bowl of Granola laced with Cinnamon , Ginger, and Dehrydrated Pineapple you old Fart..
Bruce Willis says "why not wash it down with a wine cooler?" and "Don't Do Drugs."
Obviously, a "brilliant" fellow that Mr. Willis
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