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Post by ROcK! on Sept 27, 2017 12:29:16 GMT -5
So, you're bored and perusing the internet looking for something to buy when all of a sudden you find the perfect Fall dress that really catches your eye, but the price is a little steep. Just then you hear a little voice inside of your head that states...
"Awww... Go on! It'll look really cute on you!"
How do you respond?
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 27, 2017 12:30:08 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there in the bathroom stall trying to take care of business when all of a sudden you hear a big splash over in the next stall over and a person shouts out loud, " Yes! It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive!"
How do you respond?
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 27, 2017 12:30:56 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there in your favorite ice cream shop sipping on a milkshake, a chocolate milkshake to be more precise, when all of a sudden some ranting, crazy lunatic comes out of nowhere and says... "I drink your milkshake!"
How do you respond?
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 27, 2017 12:31:36 GMT -5
So, you're taking yourself a little nature hike and enjoying the pleasant scenery when all of a sudden a leprechaun jumps out from behind a bush, whacks you in the shin with a shillelagh and demands loudly, "Where's me gold?!"
How do you respond?
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 28, 2017 11:42:16 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there flipping through the channels looking for something exciting to watch on TV when all of a sudden a classic commercial grabs your attention. It's none other than famous actor Wilford Brimley, talking about Quaker Oats Cereal!
Just then he states: "Quaker Oats. It's the right thing to do!"
How do you respond?
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Post by OrangeJulius on Sept 29, 2017 0:31:54 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 30, 2017 10:48:38 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there relaxing in your lounge chair after a long day when your phone starts ringing. You answer it and a voice on the other end says excitedly, "Congratulations! You have just been selected to receive a free trip for two to the Bahamas!"
How do you respond?
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Sept 30, 2017 11:50:36 GMT -5
If I was hiking and came across a leprechaun who whacked me on the shin & demanded his gold, I'd step on the pesky little bugger!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Sept 30, 2017 22:46:03 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there relaxing in your lounge chair after a long day when your phone starts ringing. You answer it and a voice on the other end says excitedly, "Congratulations! You have just been selected to receive a free trip for two to the Bahamas!"
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 1, 2017 15:18:31 GMT -5
So, you're walking along the street just minding your own business when all of a sudden this ghastly, greenish-gray zombie shuffles up alongside of you with saliva dripping from his mouth and excitedly exclaims, "Brains!"
How do you respond?
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 2, 2017 12:19:06 GMT -5
So, you're perusing the Amazon forums when suddenly you see this message: "The Amazon forums are retiring October 6, 2017.
Amazon would like to thank the members of this community for contributing to the discussion forums. As we grow and evolve, we encourage you to explore Goodreads Groups for books and Spark for other ways to engage with your interests."
How do you respond?
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Post by OrangeJulius on Oct 4, 2017 11:13:00 GMT -5
So, you're walking along the street just minding your own business when all of a sudden this ghastly, greenish-gray zombie shuffles up alongside of you with saliva dripping from his mouth and excitedly exclaims, "Brains!"
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Post by OrangeJulius on Oct 4, 2017 11:14:15 GMT -5
So, you're perusing the Amazon forums when suddenly you see this message: "The Amazon forums are retiring October 6, 2017.
Amazon would like to thank the members of this community for contributing to the discussion forums. As we grow and evolve, we encourage you to explore Goodreads Groups for books and Spark for other ways to engage with your interests."
How do you respond?
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 7, 2017 10:18:42 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there perusing, "★ The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever. ★" when suddenly you see a banner ad at the top of the screen that asks, "Why do you need Summer's Eve?"
How do you respond?
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Post by OrangeJulius on Oct 8, 2017 5:52:01 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there in your favorite ice cream shop sipping on a milkshake, a chocolate milkshake to be more precise, when all of a sudden some ranting, crazy lunatic comes out of nowhere and says... "I drink your milkshake!"
How do you respond? Some writer is going to see this scenario of ours and wisely tweak it and place it in a comedy film. |
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Post by OrangeJulius on Oct 8, 2017 5:54:16 GMT -5
So, you're sitting there perusing, "★ The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever. ★" when suddenly you see a banner ad at the top of the screen that asks, "Why do you need Summer's Eve?"
How do you respond? Think about it. Laughter |
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Post by ROcK! on Oct 31, 2017 11:20:20 GMT -5
So... You're walking down the street dressed in your scariest Halloween costume and Trick or Treating door-to-door when you happen upon a house where this sweet little old lady puts a Granola Bar into your treats sack.
How do you respond?
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Post by Ghost on Oct 31, 2017 11:22:35 GMT -5
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Post by OrangeJulius on Nov 2, 2017 5:37:58 GMT -5
So... You're walking down the street dressed in your scariest Halloween costume and Trick or Treating door-to-door when you happen upon a house where this sweet little old lady puts a Granola Bar into your treats sack.
How do you respond? Toilet Paper Roll immediately, retrieval from sack, swiftly rolled into her house , past her through her open door with an accompanying big smile... Certainly likely to confuse this nice woman...Certainly provide her with something unusual to talk about regardless of how she interprets the occurence/intent... |
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 9, 2017 11:32:51 GMT -5
So, you're bored and perusing the internet looking for something interesting to read when you happen upon this site titled, "★ The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever. ★". You sheepishly take a peek at some of it's threads but you're not quite sure what to make of it?
How do you respond?
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Post by OrangeJulius on Nov 15, 2017 17:42:21 GMT -5
So, you're bored and perusing the internet looking for something interesting to read when you happen upon this site titled, "★ The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever. ★". You sheepishly take a peek at some of it's threads but you're not quite sure what to make of it?
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Nov 16, 2017 15:02:23 GMT -5
So, you're bored and perusing the internet looking for something interesting to read when you happen upon this site titled, "★ The World's Worst Discussion Forum...Ever. ★". You sheepishly take a peek at some of it's threads but you're not quite sure what to make of it?
How do you respond? I respond by posting something goofy...like this! 
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 16, 2017 15:37:56 GMT -5
Haha! That is hilarious!
Hmmm, Y'know something...
Snotty looks an awfully lot like Lo Pan from "Big Trouble in Little China".
I wonder if they are related?Lo Pan Style (Gangnam Style Parody) Official
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Nov 16, 2017 18:03:57 GMT -5
They're one and the same, actually. Snotty and Lo Pan were both played by actor James Hong! 
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 17, 2017 10:00:42 GMT -5
Whaaaa...?! No way! You mean that Lo Pan isn't really an ancient evil sorcerer bent on world domination?
Phew, actually, that is a relief to know. That guy really creeped me out.
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Post by SweetLadyStarlight on Nov 17, 2017 11:55:01 GMT -5
Glad I was able to put your mind at ease!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Nov 22, 2017 23:32:37 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 23, 2017 9:34:44 GMT -5
John Carpenter's "Big Trouble in Little China" is one of my all-time favorite movies. One of my favorite scenes is when the 3 Storms appear in the back alleyways. They were such badasses! Big Trouble In Little China: The 3 Storms Appear
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