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Post by Q Bert on Dec 30, 2013 13:30:19 GMT -5
Q-Bert is not a licensed doctor or a skilled practitioner, he is only a video game character. But, he still wants to help you with your problems anyway. Just ask a question about anything at all and Q-Bert will do his best to give you the answers to solve it with the most helpful advice that he can.
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Post by George Liquor on Dec 30, 2013 13:50:15 GMT -5
Dear Q-Bert,
The wife has been constantly hounding me lately, the kids are totally out of control, the boss is being a real douche bag, and on top of it all, I think I am a closet Skippy McFry fan. Whatever should I do? |
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Post by Q Bert on Dec 30, 2013 14:06:33 GMT -5
Dear Q-Bert,
The wife has been constantly hounding me lately, the kids are totally out of control, the boss is being a real douche bag, and on top of it all, I think I am a closet Skippy McFry fan. Whatever should I do? "@!#?@!" |
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Post by Fat Bastard on Dec 31, 2013 12:49:20 GMT -5
Dear Q*Bert...
My New Year's resolution for 2014 is to get even more drop dead sexier than I already am. The ladies still love me as I am so there's no problems there, but I just feel that maybe I could stand to lose just a few pounds here and there, and tone up my tushie a bit. I'm down to 10 meals a day and I have tried all of the latest fitness exercises and workout routines and nothing seems to be working. Please help!
Signed,
Fat Bastard
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Post by Q Bert on Dec 31, 2013 12:53:08 GMT -5
Dear Q*Bert...
My New Year's resolution for 2014 is to get even more drop dead sexier than I already am. The ladies still love me as I am so there's no problems there, but I just feel that maybe I could stand to lose just a few pounds here and there, and tone up my tushie a bit. I'm down to 10 meals a day and I have tried all of the latest fitness exercises and workout routines and nothing seems to be working. Please help!
Signed,
Fat Bastard "@!#?@!" |
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Post by Miss Busy Body on Jan 25, 2014 17:20:19 GMT -5
Dear Q-Bert,
My husband's boss and his wife are coming over this weekend for a dinner party. As you can imagine, this brings all kinds of un-needed stress into my life. My husband's boss is the devil incarnate, and his wife is a complete and total bitch. I know how important this dinner is to my husband, but I don't know if I can stand two hours smiling and feigning cordiality at these two morons. I am at my wit's end here! Whatever should I do?!
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Post by Q Bert on Jan 25, 2014 17:27:16 GMT -5
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