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Post by Fat Bastard on Nov 28, 2013 11:16:19 GMT -5
Every Thanksgiving day millions of greedy people all over the country hog up the best parts of the turkey leaving barely any scraps of leftovers for the next day. Please, won't you do your part and give generously to the Turkey Day Leftovers Foundation. Thank You.
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MegaJetJaguar
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Nov 30, 2013 12:02:13 GMT -5
The turkey was completely finished off before the day was through, but I did get to eat a piece of pumpkin pie for breakfast the following day after Thanksgiving, so it wasn't a total loss.
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Post by Fat Bastard on Nov 30, 2013 12:41:01 GMT -5
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. I'm dead-sexy, and you know it! |
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 25, 2015 12:19:26 GMT -5
Happy Thanksgiving Day 2015, Everyone! |
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Post by Jive Turkey on Nov 23, 2016 17:09:50 GMT -5
Gobble, Gobble!
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Post by Turkey Jerky! on Nov 24, 2016 10:55:26 GMT -5
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Post by Tom the Turkey on Apr 3, 2017 11:05:00 GMT -5
I'm safe from your dinner tables--for about 7 1/2 more months, anyway!
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Post by Turkey on Nov 22, 2017 16:40:11 GMT -5
Gobble, Gobble!
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Post by OrangeJulius on Nov 25, 2017 22:19:05 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 27, 2019 10:45:29 GMT -5
You just got Served... A delicious Turkey Dinner, that is! Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone! |
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 27, 2019 10:53:24 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Nov 26, 2020 11:08:11 GMT -5
Happy Thanksgiving Day, all of you Jive Turkeys! 
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Post by Damn the Man!!! on Nov 27, 2020 3:49:33 GMT -5
Whenever the Government attempts to dictate to you how you may observe your religion or celebrate anything in your home...
Remember this mantra
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Are you fucking kidding me
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Post by Are you fucking kidding me on Nov 27, 2020 3:52:18 GMT -5
Oh the Irony
Rage against The Machine , killing in the name
Mantra 'Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me'.
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