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Post by ROcK! on Sept 23, 2013 11:13:14 GMT -5
Everybody knows the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right? You'd have to live in a cave not to. But what about the Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters? The Hamsters were a parody of the Turtles back in the good old 1980's which saw a lot independent black and white comic book titles emerge with the success of the TMNT. So, the question of the day is, which team is better, the Turtles, or the Hamsters? Also, vote for your favorite character out of the two groups above. |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 23, 2013 11:32:47 GMT -5
Raphael - "They've gotta be joking, right? We are the best superhero team of all time, ever. Isn't that right, guys?!"
TMNT Group - "COWABUNGA!"
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 23, 2013 11:55:41 GMT -5
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were named after real life famous scientists and artists. Can you name the famous people in history that they were named after?
The Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters were named after famous martial arts action movie heroes. Can you name the famous celebrities that they were named after?
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 23, 2013 13:07:43 GMT -5
Turtle Power - Partners In Kryme T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
In a half shell, they're the heroes four.
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
Our police and detectives are furious,
'Cause they can't find the source,
Of this lethally evil force.
This is serious so give me a quarter.
I was a witness, get me a reporter!
Call April O'Neil in on this case, and
You'd better hurry up, there's no time to waste!
We need help, like quick, on the double.
Have pity on the city, man it's in trouble!
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto, when there was danger.
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour,
'Cause they displayed...Turtle Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Now our Miss Reporter was hot on the trail.
Determined to put these crooks in jail.
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened,
But before she knew it, she fell in a trap and got caught
Yeah, she was all alone.
With no friends, and no phone.
Now this was beyond her worst dreams,
'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens.
Headed by Shredder they were anything but good.
Misguided, unloved, they called them The Foot.
They could terrorize and be angry youths, and
They mugged the people. Who needed proof?
Then from out of the dark came an awesome sound!
Shouted "Cowabunga!" as they hit the ground.
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
'Cause they possessed...Turtle Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles POWER
Do you stand for what you believe in?
And find the strength to do what's right?
That's TURTLE POWER!
Heroes in half shell, they're on a mission.
When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home, instead of fightin'
These ninja masters with moves like lightnin'.
They were once normal, but now they're mutants.
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Donatello,
Make up the team and one other fellow
Raphael. He's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.
Pizza's the food that's sure to please,
These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese.
Back to the story, it's not hard to find.
Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind.
Those are the words that their master instructed,
But a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted.
That was the last straw, spring into action.
Step on The Foot, now they're gonna lose traction.
Now this is for real, so you fight for justice,
Your shell is hard so you shout, "They can't dust us off!
Like some old coffee table."
Since you were born you've been willing and able
To defeat the sneak, protect the weak,
Fight for rights and the freedom to speak.
Now the villian is showin' so you take a stand.
Back to the wall, put your sword in you hand.
Remember the words of your teacher, your master:
"Evil moves fast, but good moves faster!"
Then light, shining from your illumination:
Good versus Evil equals confrontation
So when you're in trouble don't give in and go sour,
Try to rely on YOUR...Turtle Power
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Power
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Power! |
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 23, 2013 13:15:42 GMT -5
Hamster on a Piano (Eating Popcorn) |
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Post by OrangeJulius on Sept 24, 2013 7:47:44 GMT -5
My grandmother on our families ranch owned several turtles.
Simultaneously, while living on the ranch I owned sea monkeys they lived naturally in a smaller pond behind the house that I lived in, thousands of them. I also owned a "pet" Raven, gartner snake, green june bugs and several lizards all caught wild.
I also simultaneously owned hamsters. I earned .25 cents for each hamster baby, that reached age to sell, from a pet store in Sierra Vista a good thirty minute drive from the ranch.
I am therefore ineligible, due to monetary bias, to vote.
Guns? Oh, we had guns. Lots of em.
My first (8 or 9 years old)... Ruger 10-22 semi-auto with two 25 round magazines attached to each other.
I shot my first pistol around 5 or 6, A .357 magnum, nickle plated, long barrel revolver.
People frequently told dad that he resembled Clint Eastwood. I personally believe it "went to his head". He frequently kept the .357 out of sight but within direct, immediate access reach in whichever vehicle that he was currently driving and a 12 guage pump "shorty" in the trunk.
Would he shoot anybody? Without a doubt, yes.
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 24, 2013 13:22:25 GMT -5
I was anxiously awaiting to hear a story about how you trained your pet hamsters in the ways of martial arts and how they grew up to become super heroes, but it never happened?!
With all of the guns in your house, did the hamsters at least become good firearm marksmen...er, markshamsters?
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 24, 2013 14:20:41 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Sept 24, 2013 14:41:28 GMT -5
Oh yeah, and Tim, Dude...You forgot to vote for your favorite Black Belt Hamster!
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Post by MegaJetJaguar on Sept 28, 2013 12:27:34 GMT -5
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap |
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Post by Leonardo on Sept 29, 2013 9:41:34 GMT -5
Awesome!
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Post by Raphael on Sept 29, 2013 9:45:54 GMT -5
Bitchin!
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Post by Michelangelo on Sept 29, 2013 9:49:36 GMT -5
Righteous!
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Post by Donatello on Sept 29, 2013 9:54:49 GMT -5
Bossa Nova!
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Post by Michelangelo on Sept 29, 2013 9:58:20 GMT -5
Dude, "Bossa Nova"?
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Post by Donatello on Sept 29, 2013 10:01:47 GMT -5
Chevy Nova?
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jul 2, 2017 7:23:49 GMT -5
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Post by ROcK! on Jul 2, 2017 8:24:39 GMT -5
I still have the first few issues of ARBBH too stored somewhere around here. It was a great comic. I have been a fan of TMNT since day one. It broke my heart to have to sell the first issue when I was hard up for cash but I sold it for $300 bucks on eBay years ago. It wasn't in mint condition though, it had some scratches on the back cover. I think I might have sold the 2nd and 3rd issues too but I can't remember? I'll have to dig through my closets and check. I have like 6 long boxes full of mint comic books from the 80s and 90's stored in one of my closets.
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Post by OrangeJulius on Jul 2, 2017 8:54:41 GMT -5
I'm having a deja vous.
I think we probably had this conversation over at Bezos spread.
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